Cat's Birthday HP Drabblethon 5

• done! lore wrote Snape/Giant Squid. Squids get lonely too... Feel free to soothe their lonely souls w/ pr0ny goodness for gnomad


• done! 0dreamer0 wrote Snape, slash (smut optional), "You know that I/Can make you believe/In love and sex and magic" for subcon_ruler


• done! a_t_rain wrote A brief history of one of the Elder Wand's less distinguished owners. for miramiraficfic


• done! amanuensis1 wrote Snapledore, dead voyeurs of Harry Potter's sexcapades. Must include a sideboard. for goseaward


• done! amelia_eve wrote A leap of faith isn't from point A to point B; it's from point A. for stasia


• done! angelbabe_cj drew Draco -- Fun in the sun. No Ginny. for mizbean


• done! by jetamors | done! anitaray wrote SCREW YOU, RON IS STILL DUMBLEDORE. Expound! for nextian


• done! ap_aelfwine wrote A Veela cousin's Portkey overshoots Bill & Fleur's wedding; she ends up in Neville's bedroom instead for csi_tokyo3


• done! archon_mentha wrote A conversation between Voldemort and Albus Severus. (V doesn't know (at first) who the boy is). for elanor_x


• done! by medawyn, done! by mistr3ssnabby | ariestess will write The death of Tom Riddle and the birth of Voldemort for jtav


• done! arionrhod wrote Remus, Sirius, recipe book for st_aurafina


• done! bethbethbeth wrote Harry catches Dumbledore kissing...somebody for mamadeb


• done! bk7brokemybrain wrote Harry/Remus, "the future's not ours to see," AU ok, smut grand for celandineb


• done! bonfoi wrote Snape/Lupin "Coin-Operated Boy" for bk7brokemybrain


• done! bowdlerized wrote Snarry. While watching a Cirque performance, Harry discovers Snape has a bizarre 'circus' sex kink. for joanwilder


• done! caboca wrote Draco/Luna. Include a bunny! Convince me it will work! :D for idreamofdraco


• done! celandineb wrote Pairing: Kingsley/Draco. Kink: Auror's robes (yes, this is a kink of mine, shuddup). for eeyore9990


• done! celisnebula wrote Severus/Hermione. Pomegranate, honey and blood. for miamadwyn


• done! cheshyre wrote Draco admits to Pansy he might be romantically/sexually interested in Potter. for femmequixotic


• done! coffee_n_cocoa wrote Filch and Neville are more alike than people realize. Explain. for lokechild


• done! cordelia_v wrote There's a potion Snape repeatedly failed to brew. He isn't one to give up, though. for faris_eirin


• done! csi_tokyo3 wrote Hermione, Harry, Peeves, Luna, jinxes and hijinks, halls of Hogwarts for vivien529


• done! ctorres wrote Snape/Lupin, no DH or Tonks "I neither like nor dislike Severus." How deep do Remus' feelings go? for arionrhod


• done! cupcakery wrote Gilderoy Lockhart's fifth year at Hogwarts. for gileonnen


• done! demonqueen666 wrote McGonagall/Hooch. Brooms are for more than Quidditch and transportation. for ariestess


• done! djin7 wrote Snape realizes the significance of his Patronus (can be canonical or non-canonical) for novembersnow


• done! djinnj wrote Rita Skeeter: Cougar. Hogwarts Student of Your Choice: Poor (Un?)Lucky Bastard. Candy Floss. for tarie


• done! by bonfoi | done! drcjsnider wrote Lucius, Hermione, blond ambition. for shiv5468


• done! eeyore9990 wrote Snape/Lupin/Hagrid Care of Magical Creatures - the naughty version for scribbulus_ink


• done! ehnel wrote Ron and Ginny play a game of Quidditch for Great Justice. for schmevil


• done! elanor_x wrote Arabella Figg and Petunia Dursley seek each other out after the events of DH. for anitaray


• done! elfwreck wrote Remus/Sirius afterlife peeking on Teddy @ any age - gen, or if slash T w/ James Jr, Charlie, or Bill for midnitemaraud_r


• done! ellid wrote Luna knits. for djinnj


• done! elsajeni wrote Luna; "Mistress Mary, Quite contrary, How does your garden grow?" for ze_dragon


• done! erastes wrote Diagon Alley in the 19th century for erised1810


• done! by magistera | done! erised1810 wrote So where ARE the spouses of the Hogwarts teachers? for zadcat


• done! faris_eirin wrote Snape/Hermione, when darkness falls for kizzy7


• done! femmequixotic wrote Draco sleeps with either Ron or Harry but can't remember which one. for stormwynd


• done! fish_wish wrote Snape/Lupin: Ladybugs OR mystified by Muggle devices. No DH or Afterlife needed. Romantic preferred. for lore


• done! florahart wrote Draco & Harry have an accident in bed with a time turner that leaves them doin' the time warp again. for ladyofthelog


• done! frek wrote Voldemort, laundry, Firewhiskey for ehnel


• done! gehayi wrote book and movie Hermione, in the same place at the same time for luminousmarble


• done! by bowdlerized | done! gileonnen wrote Dementors in love for tania_sings


• done! gmth wrote Severus stared at his bed. And at the naked Lucius in the middle of it. for white_cotton


• done! gnomad wrote Where did the Dursleys go in the film? Fat Snape and Fat Dumbledore ate them. for the_gentleman


• done! goseaward wrote Dumbledore/anyone: It's hard out here for a pimp for mayhap


• done! hardticket wrote On the eve of their wedding, Ron runs away from Hermione. for la_dissonance


• done! lokechild wrote Ginny and Luna and the Holyhead Harpies: Play like a girl! for lessthanpie


• done! idreamofdraco wrote Scorpius/Rose - I came back for you. for drcjsnider


• done! inspired_ideas wrote Minerva dyes her hair for labellerose


• done! j_lunatic wrote Neville and The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day for inspired_ideas


• done! jedilora wrote Voldemort/Narcissa with Lucius forced to watch for redcandle17


• done! jetamors wrote At the Quidditch World Cup, Dolores Umbridge finds herself in a luxury box with Horace Slughorn. for amelia_eve


• done! joanwilder wrote Harry Potter, bounty hunter: Severus Snape, bounty. for djin7


• done! jtav wrote The moment Ginny realized she should have chosen Neville over Harry. for coffee_n_cocoa


• done! by pushdragon | kalina_blue will write Draco/Hermione/Astoria; NOT a threesome. for mistr3ssnabby


• done! kellychambliss wrote Poppy Pomfrey takes VERY good care of her charges. How good, exactly? for rosefyre


• done! kizzy7 wrote We're the people your mother warned out about: Bellatrix and Barty Crouch, jr. for cupcakery


• done! la_dissonance wrote Harry/Ron - eyelash curlers for shocolate


• done! labellerose wrote Snape wants to get a pet, but is deathly afraid of being seen inside a shop full of cuddly animals. for ziasudra_fic


• done! ladyofthelog wrote Severus Snape: "Your joy is your sorrow unmasked." (Kahlil Gibran) for bethbethbeth


• done! lasultrix wrote Bellatrix, Andromeda and/or Narcissa - happy childhood. for lilacsigil


• done! white_cotton wrote Snape secretly collects Coronation ceramic collectibles. for ellid


• done! leela_cat wrote Harry/Draco, DH "missing scene," angsty pent-up first-time sex in the Malfoy Manor dungeon. for amanuensis1


• done! lessthanpie wrote Neville, Luna; *did* Luna bring a Snorcack back from Central America? for j_lunatic


• done! lilacsigil wrote Snape and McGonagall (gen), staff room conversations for medawyn


• done! lookslikelove wrote Any characters - Crumple-Horned Snorkacks for frek


• done! lordhellebore wrote Harry/Draco, Veritaserum, candlenight for spark_of_chaos


• done! luminousmarble wrote Everyone gets a hit of Felix Felicis and wackiness ensues. for marksykins


• done! mamadeb wrote Draco & Ron, hot passionate sex, unable to be together, longing, both are stuck in het relationships for ratherbsailing


• done! marginaliana wrote Neville, Felix Felicis. Any pairing or none is fine! for jetamors


• done! marksykins wrote The Room of Requirement doesn't always give you what you want, it gives you what you need. for celisnebula


• done! mayhap wrote Mad-Eye gets an eye-full of McGonagall's underwear. for ozma_katiebell


• done! medawyn wrote Severus wonders why he ever thought this was a good idea. for 0dreamer0


• done! meropeunknown wrote A snapshot of Tonks during her Auror training, with Moody as her mentor. for mybrokenlocket


• done! miamadwyn wrote "I'm not old! I'm... distinguished." Who's distinguished *cough*old*cough* and who's the home carer? for moreteadk


• done! midnitemaraud_r wrote Remus and Sirius are NOT happy about this! for bowdlerized


• done! miramiraficfic wrote A threesome in which one member realises he/she is the odd one out. for pauraque


• done! mistr3ssnabby wrote Established relationship, Severus/character(s) of your choice. Shakespearean comedy. for mundungus42


• done! mizbean wrote Clap your hands if you believe in Snorkacks for a_t_rain


• done! moreteadk wrote Dramione - Post-DH, EWE - Harry finds out Draco and Hermione are secretly dating. for kalina_blue


• done! mundungus42 wrote McGonagall and a student (male or female, any generation, I'm not picky): waiting pays off. for elsajeni


• done! mybrokenlocket wrote McGonagall. Hooch and/or Grubbly-Plank. A tattoo. Bonus points for bdsm. for kellychambliss


• done! nextian wrote "You know," said Fred, "I didn't think there'd be condoms in Heaven." for caboca


• done! noeon wrote Leaving school, any generation, lyric: "You could try again but they'll ignore you, and me." for wirepatch


• done! novembersnow wrote No one knew one Horcrux could create another. Be nice if someone told Ginny... for velvetmouse


• done! ozma_katiebell wrote Tonks/Any Weasley sibling; redheads are hotter than stuffy old werewolves any day for ragdoll


• done! pauraque wrote Five years after Snape's death, Lucius spies a familiar figure in the Caribbean for erastes


• done! purplefluffycat wrote A cheery merry Gellert breaks out of Nurmengard in '79 luring Snape and Abraxas to his cause. for methleigh


• done! ragdoll wrote Bellatrix/Neville - "Though this be madness, yet there's method in't." for lordhellebore


• done! redcandle17 wrote Bellatrix loves Narcissa, but she never seems to realize that Narcissa is terrified of her. for sheepfairy


• done! rose_gialle wrote Snape finds/is gifted with an abandoned litter of... no one to pawn them off to. How does he deal? for schadenkatze


• done! rosefyre wrote post-War, Ginny/Lucius/Hermione, rare manuscripts for demonqueen666


• done! schadenkatze wrote Marauder era, Trio kids, Andromeda Black, Muggle funtimes, being a badass for lookslikelove


• done! by miramiraficfic | schmevil will write In the library, no-one can hear you sneeze. Ravenclaws, shenanigans. for jedilora


• done! scribbulus_ink wrote Sentient!Hogwarts/Harry. How she shows her love for her favored child. Could be kinky smut or gen. for marginaliana


• done! sheepfairy wrote Harry/Ginny/Luna--the Trouble with Tribbles. (Literal or metaphorical, as you wish.) for ap_aelfwine


• done! shiv5468 wrote Hermione/any professor, lessons outside of class for ctorres


• done! shocolate wrote Charlie/Harry - Just let go for leela_cat


• done! shouldknobetter wrote Snape (either gen or Snape/Harry, your choice): housekeeping charms for cordelia_v


• done! sillylittleduck wrote Neville, gen, divorce for fish_wish


• done! ratherbsailing wrote H/R Hang you up from the heavens. for hardticket


• done! spark_of_chaos wrote Harry Snape Draco any combo or gen. blanket, violet for angelbabe_cj


• done! st_aurafina wrote Snape. Your moment has come at last. for rose_gialle


• done! stasia wrote AU. Harry dies at some point before Deathly Hallows (writer's choice). He doesn't come back to life. for gehayi


• done! by miramiraficfic | done! stormwynd wrote Neville finding something exciting to him. for shouldknobetter


• done! subcon_ruler wrote Harry/Draco, quote: "... beauty signposted with bruises, bite marks and fingerprints", slash for vaysh


• done! tania_sings wrote Charlie's side job is as an escort. This frequently exposes him to all manner of secrets. And sex. for florahart


• done! by gileonnen | tarie will write Neville and Luna get lost in the forbidden forest. Only sex magic can protect them and lead them out for venturous1


• done! the_gentleman wrote Inferi vs. Dementors: Two of Voldie's would-be successors battle for status using dark creatures. for archon_mentha


• done! by femmequixotic, done! by imaginarycircus | themadfish will write Draco cupcakes "Potter" sticky for noeon


• done! vaysh wrote The Malfoy secret: Draco's the youngest of three siblings. for elfwreck


• done! velvetmouse wrote Dumbledore/Grindelwald/Luna; time-travel accident. for vulgarweed


• done! by purplefluffycat, done! by lulabelle72, done! by gileonnen | venturous1 will write Remus/Severus, fearless, adopting a feline for bonfoi


• done! methleigh wrote Snape/anyone. timing. temerity. Tupperware. for wyomingnot


• done! violet_quill wrote Bill, Remus, soap, whomping their willows. ^.^ for meropeunknown


• done! vivien529 wrote !Student/!Teacher:Albus/Minerva. Naughty, but also sweet and romantic. for purplefluffycat


• done! vulgarweed wrote Tonks impersonating someone (and doing a poor job of it) for violet_quill


• done! wirepatch wrote Need for sillylittleduck


• done! wyomingnot wrote Hermione is part-Veela and Draco's her intended mate. for cheshyre


• done! zadcat wrote Crookshanks and Mrs. Norris, a catty discussion of something they've seen/overheard for gmth


• done! ze_dragon wrote Ron/Draco, bunnies for themadfish


• done! ziasudra_fic wrote Ariana Dumbledore, fizzing with magic. for lasultrix

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Prompt: (as given to you in this post)
Word count: (100, ideally, but we won't be strict about it because cats can't count to a hundred)
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