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April 21 2007, 23:30:08 UTC 5 years ago
Prompt: Minerva McGonagall's first love, Keywords: quidditch, rings, rainbows
Word count: 100
Rating: PG for a hint of suggestiveness.
What was splendid about Caddell, Minerva thought, was that he was solid and imaginative. He wasn’t a rainbow-- a promise you couldn’t touch or take to bed with you-- and he didn’t fuss with roses or serenades or other cliched frills. Instead, he squired her to Quidditch games and built a broom-rack for her.
They had already talked about rings when Grindelwald minions ambushed him. Even half a century later, Minerva still sometimes mourns the might-have-beens-- not often, and never for very long, but there are nights when a curl of mist reminds her of the swirl of Caddell’s cloak.
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April 21 2007, 23:34:10 UTC 5 years ago
Prompt: Snape/Harry "the one/He chides to hell and bids the other grow/Faster than thought or time." (The Winter's Tale)
Word count: 100
Rating: G
Turning Point
Harry's mouth fell as the curse came out of nowhere. Nagini dropped dead and her body instantly went up in flames, leaving not even ashes behind. Snape stepped out of the shadows.
"That makes six. Let's finish it; Voldemort is in the Great Hall."
Harry pointed his wand at Snape, his mind struggling to accept the implications of the traitor's actions.
"You...!"
Snape's eyes hardened and he grabbed Harry by a shoulder, pulling him forward, entirely heedless of the threatening wand.
"Come on, Potter. We aren't at school any more. Now grow up, grow a brain and follow me; you have a destiny to fulfill."
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April 21 2007, 23:39:08 UTC 5 years ago
For Magistera: Charlie/Hermione, NC17
Recipient: magisteraPrompt: Hermione/Charlie, breathplay, stocking
Word count: 325. This breaks my drabble-purist heart, but I'm going to live with it.
Rating: NC17. And, you know, breathplay as per prompt
It seems he's been hard for about an hour, waiting.
She's bound his wrists, carefully, manually. Typical of her, because she never does anything without doing the research, she does have magical remedies nearby in case she somehow hurts him, but the bulk of this is direct, unmagical, palpable.
His ankles are fastened as well, tied to the chair, and then she stops, frowns, and considers. She's used all the rope, and now, she'll have to improvise.
One stocking is slowly rolled down, garter straps remaining loose on her thigh as she arranges a knot and tightens it around his throat. This leaves one of the legs straddling him bare, the other silk-covered, and somehow, that's even hotter. He pants, struggling slightly against the growing restriction, and whines as she runs her hand slowly down the front of the corset and between her legs. He isn't sure what he expects, but it isn't that she will hook a finger inside the crotch of her knickers and pull them aside, then sink down onto him slick and fast, squeezing with her thighs against his, pulling the stocking tighter as she fucks him, breast bouncing above the top of her outfit. He finds his focus fractured as the lack of oxygen becomes more intense, and all he can think is thighs cock breasts cunt and that he wants to come.
She tells him it's time, and his ears are buzzing and he's seeing spots and he can't process the words, but his cock understands her and with a grunt, he spills into her and watches her watching him come.
She loosens the stocking and keeps on riding him as he gasps and groans and watches her, then slides a finger between them to send her over the edge, grasping and throbbing and squeezing him.
When she lets his hands go, he reaches for the stocking and tears it off, then rolls it into a ball to keep.
April 21 2007, 23:54:50 UTC 5 years ago
Re: For Magistera: Charlie/Hermione, NC17
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April 21 2007, 23:40:44 UTC 5 years ago
Prompt: Snape/Minerva ESE!Snape, ESE!Minerva, they masterminded DD's death
Word count: 100
Rating: PG
A/N: My sincerest apologies to William Shakespeare.
Her face was alight with a wild kind of triumph. "Is it done?"
Snape sighed. "Who'd have thought the old man would have so much blood in him?"
Minerva stared at him. "What? Did you use that Slashing Thingie of yours instead of AK?"
"No, of course not. Still, I – "
"Severus, this isn't the time to go emo on me. Think of it – no more eye-twinkling, no more incomprehensible babbling, and, for crying out loud, no more sherbet lemons!"
"And you're Headmistress."
Minerva smiled. "That was the idea. Now go wash your hands if it makes you feel better."
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April 21 2007, 23:43:39 UTC 5 years ago
This is for Marginaliana
And happy birthday, Bestia and Imperio!Recipient:
Prompt: Aberforth said the goats made him do it. For once, he was telling the truth.
Word count: 100
Rating: Huh. PG-13? Probably not even that, in this day and age.
"Aberforth. Please, before the Aurors arrive, tell me why there's a dead troll on the Hogsmeade bridge and three goats in your bed..."
Aberforth sighed. One experimental charm on a goat, and the whole world thought you were a perverted lunatic. That was a vicious slander. Aberforth knew he was nothing more than a common drunk. Besides, he was perfectly aware who the lunatic was in this family. He was yelling at Aberforth right now.
"Albus, I know it sounds bizarre. But when three desperate billy-goats turn up on your doorstep, and they won't take no for an answer..."
April 21 2007, 23:54:45 UTC 5 years ago
Re: This is for Marginaliana
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April 21 2007, 23:50:46 UTC 5 years ago
For November Snowflake!
Recipient:Prompt: Draco/ferret
Word count: 220
Rating: Oh, I dunno, let's say PG.
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How Draco's Groove Was Delivered to Him via Owl
Draco burst through the sitting room doors. "I demand to know who is responsible for this!"
A circle of Death Eaters turned to stare at him, be-robed and be-masked and looking altogether ready for evil. Narcissa lifted her mask. "What is it, snookums? You're interrupting mummy's book club, and we were all about to find out how Stella's groove was returned to her."
"Insufficient postage, I'm telling you," Greyback interjected.
"Who sent me this...this thing?" Draco held up a beady-eyed ferret by the scruff of its neck and shook it hard.
The Eaters all looked at each other and shrugged.
"Was there a card?" Rookwood asked. The others all murmured in agreement; proper etiquette definitely recommended a card.
"Don't joke!" Draco ordered. "If you knew the dark traumas I experienced growing up..."
Narcissa gestured to the club's snacks. "Would you like a biscuit, darling?"
Draco grimaced. "I'm wasting my life on you boobs," he muttered under his breath.
"What was that, light of my life?" Cissy trilled.
"I said, 'I'll be in my room looking at boobs!'" Draco stomped out the same way he stomped in, the ferret chirping mournfully all the while.
Bellatrix reached over and patted Narcissa's knee. "I wouldn't worry too much about the ferret. He's at a curious age, and it's natural to use an aid."
April 21 2007, 23:57:14 UTC 5 years ago
Re: For November Snowflake!
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April 21 2007, 23:51:45 UTC 5 years ago
for gmth : Fred/George/character of your choice: "We're not fussy where we stick this."
Recipient:Prompt: Fred/George/character of your choice: "We're not fussy where we stick this."
Word count: 100
Rating: NC-17 - plus incest, but that's not my fault - it was demanded!!!
Maybe Lucius should have objected when they tied him, wrist and ankle, to the bed – if only because of the horrible coarse cloth they used.
Maybe he should have objected when they ignored his increasingly throbbing cock in favour of straddling his legs and preparing their hideously matching behinds with fingers and tongues for some as yet unclear depravity.
“You first, George,” one freckled creature said.
“No, I’ll be buggered if I’ll be buggered before you,” his doppelganger replied.
“Any preference?” one of them asked him, stroking his cock from root to tip. "We're not fussy where we stick this."
April 21 2007, 23:58:21 UTC 5 years ago
Re: for gmth : Fred/George/character of your choice: "We're not fussy where we stick this."
Lovely dialogue, here. Lucius was an interesting choice, IMO. I'm not usually fold of twincest, but they remained weirdly Fred'n'Georgeic in this drabble, so YAY!(George, doppelganger extraodinaire. jsadjiasdjiasdjiasdasdoasd}
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April 21 2007, 23:52:22 UTC 5 years ago
Prompt: Peter/Regulus: on being ignored
Word Count: 100 (hah!)
Rating: PG
A/N: So this is Peter if anyone's unclear, and it came very easily for a character I don't normally write :)
Every day I follow them around this school. Every day I watch as they joke, prank, play fight and chat. For me I have to think before I speak, like mum said. I don't have that easy camaraderie thing at my beck and call, everything I do is planned, analysed in case it comes out wrong, in case they suddenly see me as the fraud in their midst.
That's why my Lord says I am in the perfect position to spy, because I’m overlooked so often - I'm a constant, always the same bumbling idiot; the perfect Death Eater infiltration.
April 21 2007, 23:56:05 UTC 5 years ago
Nicccce. Especially because we CAN'T tell if it's Wormtail or Reggie, cause both might have had the voyeur-creep thing going and both were momma's boys and both became DEs. OMG SOULMATERY LOLZ.
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April 21 2007, 23:53:52 UTC 5 years ago
Bulgarianness for gramarye
Recipient:Prompt: Hermione attempts to learn Bulgarian so she can write a letter to Viktor without the help of magic.
Word count: 300, exxxactly
Rating: G? PG? Scary foreign letterses. Potentially vulgar misuse of Bulgarian grammar. (nah, I looked it up, nothing more vulgar than horrid tense-handling)
D/N: Much thanks to Wiki and this site for needed info. While I am certainly brilliant, Bulgarian is not alasfully one of the multiple Slavic languages I speak. *modest* I do wish it was, because, dude? Clitic doubling rox them sox.
Здравей, Виктор.
Как си? Добре съм. Какво правиш? Aз пиша писмо...
you seem to have impossibly many forms of the word "write". I think this dictionary may be a bit outdated, and the phrasebook only contains block letters, of course, so I had to look up the cursive equivalents - joined-up writing, you know? I hope you'll be able to read the English part too. I know you mentioned you had trouble reading English - I never would have guessed, you seemed so well-read! Your vocabulary is very good. I would never have imagined you learned it all by listening to WWN, I thought all wizards are as uninterested in music as Ron is. Honestly, he only ever turns the radio on to listen to Quidditch commentary, and that's so boring.
Oh, I didn't mean Quidditch was boring, I meant listening to it without actually watching. But then, it could be fascinating, I suppose, if it really interested you, all the strategy and ploys and things...
almost like chess, maybeAre you well? I am. I already mentioned that, I think. The place I'm currenty residing contains a large library; it reminded me of what you decribed Durmstrang's library looked like. Anyway, there is a big Major European Languages and Language Charms book, but I don't feel quite comfortable with using those spells,
bHermione sighed and elegantly placed the parchment in the rubbish bin, which swallowed it hungrily. She really had to stop mentioning Grimmauld Place. This had been her sixth painful attempt (which made no sense, she usually wrote her letters briskly and with enjoyment). Maybe if she skimmed through that phrase book again... a Ron deep inside her snickered woefully. She would do that - tomorrow, yes, certainly. Right now, she rather felt like playing chess and criticising Quidditch.
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April 21 2007, 23:54:45 UTC 5 years ago
Prompt: non-prat!Percy, conniving!Dumbledore, in which betrayal occurs
Word count: 112
Rating: PG
It was wrong to want something like that from someone that age, but he couldn't help himself. He wanted it. And he wanted it badly. He had only felt this way about something once before and it had been so wrong then, too.
So he confessed. He told him exactly how he felt and what he needed from him. When he couldn't get it, he took it, knowing deep down how horribly wrong it was. But he needed it.
Young Percy Weasley had been fine with it, until he caught the him wearing Ron's Weasley jumper.
"I thought you...I thought we had a deal," Percy could only whisper before running away, betrayed.
April 22 2007, 01:28:45 UTC 5 years ago
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April 21 2007, 23:55:08 UTC 5 years ago
Prompt: Dobby has a secret fetish for women's socks. (Crossdressing, Dobby/?)
Word count: 100, baby!
Rating: (and warnings, if any) PG. No real warnings, except it involves Dobby and women's clothing, so... yeah. Hope you enjoy!
Dobby thinks that there is nothing quite as beautiful as wearing women’s socks. Dobby would never wear them in public (what would lady house-elves think?), but hidden in a box, in a bag, in a rusty tin, there they are. Lacy socks, pink socks, white socks with little stars on them, even a pair of stockings. Dobby takes them out and looks at them when no one is looking. Sometimes, Dobby slips one of them on, and admires how it clings.
There is nothing quite as appealing as wearing women’s socks.
That is, until Dobby finds a pair of knickers.
April 22 2007, 00:00:48 UTC 5 years ago
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April 21 2007, 23:58:20 UTC 5 years ago
for joanwilder: Harry/Percy/Knight Bus/slash/bondage (consensual/non con-you pick)
Recipient:Prompt:Harry/Percy/Knight Bus/slash/bondage (consensual/non con-you pick)
Word count: 114
Rating: R (for bondage and questionable consent)
Glancing over his shoulder to make sure their privacy curtain was in place at the entrance to the upper deck of the Knight Bus, Percy then turned to Potter. He checked the ties at Potter's wrists, tight against the steel pole in the middle of the aisle.
One by one, he cut the buttons on Potter's shirt away with a small knife. Potter's eyes, bright with fear, were reflected in the shining blade.
"We're going to be late to the trial," Potter gasped, twisting against the post.
"The trial's starting here," replied Percy as he pushed one thigh between Potter's legs and bit gently on his lower lip. "And you're guilty until proven innocent."
April 22 2007, 00:04:15 UTC 5 years ago
Re: for joanwilder: Harry/Percy/Knight Bus/slash/bondage (consensual/non con-you pick)
That last line is made of HAWT. *fans self*5 years ago
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April 22 2007, 00:04:36 UTC 5 years ago
This is for ellid
Recipient:Prompt: Snape being interviewed by a London tabloid after a stint as a Page 3 girl.
Word count: 100
Rating: G
Duplicity was a state with which Snape was intimately familiar.
He sneered as the camera whirred, capturing perfect disdain on his porcelain face. That look caused terror in students, but brought strong men to their knees when he used polyjuice.
His feminine persona was every bit as dangerous, but big tits forgave a lot. They certainly paid well, enough to live on. The wizarding world thought they shunned him, but they drooled over him instead.
The irony was extremely satisfying.
"No," he said, in answer to the reporters last question. "I’ve never found a man who could really master me."
April 22 2007, 00:28:33 UTC 5 years ago
Re: This is for ellid
Ooh, nice. The last line is a beaut.5 years ago
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April 22 2007, 00:15:25 UTC 5 years ago
The Things I'd Do to Make You Happy
Recipient:Prompt: The Wizarding World has decided that, for its own safety, all magic-users will be moving to the moon
Word count: 100
Rating: G; warning for brotherly love
“Henceforth, all wizardkind are free colonists of Gamma Station,” said the newly-elected Minister of Magic, raising his arms. The crowd cheered, floating in gravity equal to only 1/6 of the Earth’s.
“No longer will our children suffer…”
George turned to Fred thoughtfully as the Minister recited ailments that had plagued wizardkind for decades. George had created a quiet monopoly on wand shops, and then the suppliers, and then modified trees so that each wand was hazardous anywhere but in outer space. A good life’s work.
A grin slid across Fred’s wrinkled face. “I always wanted to go to the moon.”
April 22 2007, 00:30:13 UTC 5 years ago
Re: The Things I'd Do to Make You Happy
Aw! This is sweet. :)5 years ago
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April 22 2007, 00:16:29 UTC 5 years ago
Prompt: Snape/Ron, established relationship, forgiveness, 1st time rimming.
Word count: 100
Rating: (and warnings, if any): R
Snape’s never apologized. He says he shouldn’t have to—he did what he was told, nothing more.
He pushes me down, slick tongue slipping down my spine...
He’s never apologized, but he’s never done this, either.
I writhe, impaled, his greedy hands sliding over my freckled skin. He laughs softly as I moan, suffering this roiling pleasure.
Redemption is meaningless—abstract—but the flick of his tongue is real and glorious.
And it’s the closest he’ll ever come to an apology, so I accept it, covering his hand with mine...
...because that’s the closest I’ll ever come to forgiving him.
April 22 2007, 00:39:10 UTC 5 years ago
Very nice, very hot.
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April 22 2007, 00:46:09 UTC 5 years ago
Prompt: Harry meets someone in the astronomy tower, it's not who he expected.
Word count: 100
Rating: general
Secret Meeting
The note reached Harry during Defense Against the Dark Arts. Need to talk to you about Quidditch, in private. Astronomy Tower tonight, at 9:00? D.
He looked over and caught Dean's eye. He smiled and nodded, and Dean grinned back.
He was there early; if Dean wanted this to be private, better that they not leave the common room together.
"Potter." It wasn't Dean's voice.
"Malfoy?" Harry asked blankly. "What are you doing here?"
Even in the moonlight, Malfoy's face was flushed. "I knew you wouldn't come if you thought it was me."
He stepped closer, and Harry was lost.
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April 22 2007, 00:52:50 UTC 5 years ago
Prompt: Regulus Black, trapped in form of Crookshanks, returned to 12GP in OotP
Word count: 100
Rating: G
Sometimes, Regulus is thankful that he's trapped in a cat's body--it's natural, for example, for a cat to regard any room it enters as an ancestral home; it's natural for a cat to stride the halls with haughty superiority, and to curl up in a proprietary manner on the laps of the inhabitants to demand a tribute of slow, even strokes on his fur.
It's easier to accept that this is his ancestral home, albeit muffled in dust.
It's easier to arch his back into the slow, comforting strokes that he'd missed after Sirius had turned away from him.
April 22 2007, 01:19:48 UTC 5 years ago
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April 22 2007, 00:56:10 UTC 5 years ago
Prompt: Luna, Neville, Quidditch, odd hats, and Trevor
Word count: My first drabblethon to actually be exactly 100! Booyah!
Rating: G, character death. In a way.
"Are you sure about this?" Neville asked, inspecting the hat Luna had given him. "I mean, it's not going to damage him or anything?"
"Quite sure. Besides, it's something of a tradition in your family anyway. Your gran's first familiar is still there, isn't it?"
Neville gulped and looked at the modified Cannons' topper. Trevor, preserved by the very best of taxidermy spells, was waving a tiny 'Go Ron!' pennant from atop a wee broomstick. He sighed, stuck the hat on his head firmly, and reached up to make sure the toad was still affixed solidly.
April 22 2007, 01:01:11 UTC 5 years ago
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April 22 2007, 00:56:28 UTC 5 years ago
For lilacsigil: The grand love story of the Wizard Hagrid (senior) and the Giantess Fridwulfa
Recipient:Prompt: The grand love story of the Wizard Hagrid (senior) and the Giantess Fridwulfa
Words: 100
...And clutched in the giantess's mighty grip, the wizard Hagrid knew he must use all his wits, and cunningly began to writhe and twist between her encircling hands. He could not burst free, he knew, but his wizard's robes were loose about his body and he thought he might slip free of them and drop to the ground. But as he fell from the garment, Fridwulfa caught his hair instead, and saw her prize all exposed.
Knowing himself undone (in more ways than one), the wizard knew his wits would serve him no longer, and he prayed instead for endurance.
April 22 2007, 01:00:05 UTC 5 years ago
Re: For lilacsigil: The grand love story of the Wizard Hagrid (senior) and the Giantess Fridwulfa
Endurance indeed! Poor wee fellow!5 years ago
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April 22 2007, 01:06:02 UTC 5 years ago
Prompt: Snape & Harry. Gen. Post HBP. Somehow they come to an understanding.
Word count: 100 (!)
Rating: PG, PG-13-ish
"You're going to have to kill me."
Harry snarls, wand pointed. "At last we agree on something."
"This is no time for repartee, Potter. I am punished for completing Malfoy's murderous task by an unbreakable vow to kill you upon sight. I've obtained a list of all horcruxes still in existence." Snape shudders and gasps. "It's in my pocket. If you would be so good as to kill me quickly and take it, abate the agony from the broken vow. Quickly!"
A flash of green, and peace. The parchment lists Harry's goals, and warns against soliloquy.
April 22 2007, 05:41:08 UTC 5 years ago
And so it should! I'm really hoping that this isn't all they can agree on in Book Seven, but I have my doubts. Still, if Dumbledore failed to pass on his soliloquising habits, I'll be a happy reader!
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April 22 2007, 01:20:09 UTC 5 years ago
For merrycontrary
Recipient:Prompt: Neville, Luna & Ginny. Second string heroes.
Word count: 100 (yay!)
Rating: G
After watching them all day at Bill's wedding, the trio leaves when the dancing starts, but the crowd on the dance floor can't keep Ginny from seeing them sneak out.
She's slipping past the shed out back when Luna and Neville emerge from the shadows, grim determination set on their faces.
Ginny stares at them for a moment before shrugging. "Fine. Let's go. Just make sure they don't see you."
They step out from behind the shed (with their already packed bags, Ginny notes) and make to follow her.
"Three for three," Luna murmurs and takes hold of their hands.
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April 22 2007, 01:24:37 UTC 5 years ago
For marksykins
Recipient:Prompt: Neville/Luna - He's a herbologist, she's a weirdo. Together, they fight crime.
Word count: 168
Rating: G. Warning: a bad pastiche of hard-boiled crime fiction follows.
The man paused outside the cottage on the fringes of Hogsmeade. "Neville Longbottom, Forensic Herbologist," read the little sign on the door. This must be the place that had been recommended to him. He knocked on the door.
A round-faced, earnest young man opened the door and ushered him in, guided him to a seat, and began asking what sort of help he needed. As Longbottom was saying, "My fees are eight galleons a day, plus expenses," a blonde who could make a rabbi follow her into a pig's sty entered the room.
She turned to take in the visitor. "Neville, are you aware that we have a badly disguised heliopath sitting in our parlor?"
Neville pulled Luna into his arms as through the window they saw the prospective client hurry away from the cottage. "Luna my sweet, I love you and I'm glad you want to help, but in the future, please don't talk to the clients. Or at least not until after they've signed a contract."
April 22 2007, 01:32:50 UTC 5 years ago
Re: For marksykins
a blonde who could make a rabbi follow her into a pig's styAH! Genius. This is wonderful, wonderful pastiche, exactly what I wanted, nothing bad about it at all. Thank you so much!
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April 22 2007, 01:26:08 UTC 5 years ago
Prompt: A moment of peace in the midst of war; any character
Word count: 100 words
Rating: G
He'd poured hot water over twice used bags to make the tea, and there was no milk or sugar to be had, and the spell he used to make the toast had been too strong, so it was burnt, and there was only margarine anyway.
Later, the others would wake up and there would be plans and shouting and then they'd go out to fight or defend, and he'd shout curses and hexes at people he used to call friend - and sometimes that wasn't even a lie, while his own side watched him.
For now, Draco ate his breakfast..
April 22 2007, 01:36:23 UTC 5 years ago
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April 22 2007, 01:27:26 UTC 5 years ago
For Cheshyre
Recipient:Prompt: Narcissa + Neville *NOT* noncon
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG-13, maybe
She watched her lover while he slept. He was the same age as her son, but with kindness she’d never known with her husband; and the maturity she despaired of ever seeing in her only child.
Subterfuge wasn’t his greatest strength; she’d known precisely why he’d come to her in the beginning. That presumption might have cost him dearly, once. Not now, after so many days listening to her fears followed by nights crying out in his arms as he ensured her pleasure before taking his own.
Tomorrow, Narcissa would tell Neville where to find the Lestranges. All of them.
April 22 2007, 01:58:30 UTC 5 years ago
Re: For Cheshyre
Thank you for getting exactly what I was hoping for...5 years ago
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April 22 2007, 01:30:13 UTC 5 years ago
For mrs_batman
Recipient:Prompt: Remus Lupin and Crookshanks
Word count: 100 exactly
Rating: G
Remus sank down into a chair in the parlor of Grimmauld Place, weary to the bone. There was life in it now it was being used as Order headquarters. Remus let the noise and activity flow around him while he drifted, growing more quiet and shabby. Too much loss and pressure had taken their toll, and life in the wild did not suit him.
Crookshanks jumped into his lap; Remus stroked him, the soothing motion making his defenses crumble as no mere human could manage. Crookshanks purred and licked the salty tears from his cheeks. Remus felt peace at last.
April 22 2007, 02:15:39 UTC 5 years ago
Re: For mrs_batman
Nicely drabbled... :D*hearts sad!Remus*
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