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Summary Executions Part XLI


  • A documentation of events that followed the rondevouz of Slicked and Bushy.

  • A girl has a dream that will, not only change her life but that of her new friends and maybe the lintier magical world. Will, she get Draco?

  • a lone cries..will you comfort her?

  • A new student faces the challenge of hormones, on Snape

  • A story set in Durmstrang, A social outcast and a shy librarian brought to Durmstrang to serve, but in a school of all boys, what other purpose is there for a quiet girl?

  • A young griffindor heir takes a spill off her broom in the Q. World Cup! She wakes up a vampire. Who was the man who tried to save her? Is she going to bring the houses together?

  • A young woman leading 12 children travels from America to seek out one Severus Snape. Strife, Romance and Anguish follow in her footsteps.

  • An AU where Harry, Draco, and Snape live in fiftheencentury Belgium. They're all siblings, and Draco's a girl! Please review!

  • Angel Night, the taster of the ForbiddenFruit of Love, hider of The Lost prophocey, daughter of an Angel and lover of well you'll just have to find out

  • Athena Skydancer, princess of the Unicorns, is going to Hogwarts to escape Voldemort and learn from Dumbledore. While she's there, she also might meet a certain quartet of mischievous seventh year Gryffindors and change the course of history.

  • AU 6th Year. When Harry discovers the truth that Dumbledore has hide. He is joined by new friends along with Family to confront him. However, Destiny and Fate have MUCH more bigger plans in store for our young wizard. RR No flames, Eventually Xover.

  • Brianne, Dawn, Lily and the Mauraders have become a tight nit group.

  • Caught in the crossfire of a drunken mess and an unstable heart, Ginerva Weasley must figure out the troubles of her heart before Draco Malfoy catches her in his venus fly trap.

  • Cedric befrinded Emma ThomasOFC, a spunk girl who used to date Ron.

  • Confessions of Lucius Malfoy. From hig begging to his Terrible end.

  • Draco pursues his mystery girl after a ball that's arranged to marry him off. Hermione finds herself thinking that maybe Draco isn't all he seems... and somewhere in the middle is Blaise and Remus. Summaries are for pansys.

  • Elf Draco is not a wizard, he is much more. Sex with a comatose person and more. Hetero goblins kissing. The story is dark and rude.

  • Eugh BANG BANG BANG! HAve yo ever had one of those days? Well hogwarts hs you wanna read about it?

  • [Every roommate kept awake, By every sigh and scream we make] erotic and sexy, what more can you get?…Vampire Snape and Harry slash…naw, that’s gotta be the best. Rated M for the language, lemons, and…eroticness…is that a word?…is now CHA!

  • every wonder what Severus looks like with a normal sized nose. FIND OUT. my spelling is a little off so please don't remind me

  • Everything youn thought you knew Harry Potter has been destroyed and recreated. Read if you dare i hope you have an open mind. Warning:intense love scenes will need clean underwear afterwards.

  • fulll summary inside... i can't be bothered writing it out again....

  • Girls are supposed to stick for each other. Hermione and Lavender dealing with each other after the break up.

  • Harry and friends go to fine the Horcruxs, but along the way they realize that things are not always as simple as they first appear.

  • Harry and Ginny both play the violin for the Opera Cosi fan Tutte by Mozart. Harry flirts with her one night during intermission and sends Ginny into a flurry of confusion. What would you do in this case?

  • Harry falls for Hermione while she dutyfully belongs to Ron, but he just can't seem to help himself, she's so damn sexy!

  • Harry finds himself in an alternate universe where he is Voldemorts second hand man. How will he escape from Voldemorts clutches and return to his own dimension and defear his Voldemort.

  • Harry gets a a surprise waiting for him at the platform. It turns out he has a god sister he doesn't no about.

  • Harry has a sister geuss who! He finds his godmother and is more important then anyone thought. Voldmort has a daught who does not agree with him. Does Harry like who? OMG!

  • Harry has gon to fight Voloomort. Hermonie is missing her husbend Harry he left almost drectley after ther weding. Does Harry win the battel with volodomort ? Will Hermonie ever see Harry again? who knows.........

  • Harry has several problems once he gets rid of most of the Horcruxes.
    1. The within the first month at Hogwarts, he gets a death threat
    2. Neville's toad made the Death threat and framed it on Greyback
    3. The Weasleys are after his money and after control of the entire wizarding world
    these are just a sampling of the surprises of this morbid history of the year leading up to the battle. I follow the styles of Miguel de Cervantes and Mario Puzo and recommend all books referenced, though I have of course no rights to them :(.

  • Harry is fearing that he and Ginny really are too different than what Ginny knows.... Since Harry is going out with Henna! Little does Henna know that Harry is going out with Ginny! Then, when they find out, neither of them will talk to Harry, or each other. Harry is a wreck! He can't sleep, and when he does, he dreams Voldmort is killing all three of them and it's all because he couldn't decide. All his fault. Poor Harry! Plus Snape and Malfoy are torturing him like heck! He is totally broken out of shape when Hermoine and Ron turn against him! Oh no!

  • Harry is out at the park mulling his toughts around. He meets a mysterious vampire who turns him and welcomes him into the mysterious life of a vampire.

  • Harry is subjected to muggle fantasies. It will help him accept his destiny and recognice the power the Dark Lord knows not.

  • Harry Potters maourning the death of Sirius Black, his god father. Upon being taken to the Weasleys, Harry runs... err... flys from his life only to come to the lost city of King Aurther. Thats right Camalot!

  • Harry ran off to New York where he happens to be the best home designer. Draco so happens to need a home designed. Thier fighting instantly ends. Will something else begin?

  • Harry thinks about Christmas Mpreg

  • Hermione and Ginny love almost nothing to do with HBP.

  • Hermione finds out she is failing quiddich and gets assigned a tutor to help her. Malfoy gets in trouble in quiddich and is forced to tutor another student.

  • Hermione Granger wakes up one morning to find...bum bum BUM, McFly themselves laying in her room!

  • Hermione is changing her thoughts about everything, her studing herbits, relying on books for everything, and her feelings for not just one boy, but two.

  • Hermione is the beast student and one of the prettiest girls in school. She has a little problem... Story is better than it sounds.

  • His hidden desire rested on the petite shoulders of on particular Gryffindor. His secret need lied within the robes that cloaked her figure. He couldn't escape it. His secret love was....Hermione Granger.

  • I am bad at summaries. So please read it. Its a oneshot. I want at least 5 reviews to continue. Really sad, huge massacre.

  • I am bad at typing. thats why the chapters are sort!

  • I am unique , I am special, like a twelve sided snowflake standing out, Yet hardy anyone notices me. Lost in a sea, in a shadow of my cousin. lost.........but not forgoten. The next genoration of hogwarts is about to began. No one said it was going to be pretty.

  • I know I'm an Empath and adopted and that my parents ditched me in a witches school my senior yr. I've got a thing for the Potions teacher and two other boys. Life just isn't fair now a-days.

  • I know there are tons of stories just like this, where Hermione invites everyone over and they do all kinds of neat activities... and then love blossoms between & Author fills in charaters names and every thing is Dandy. well this is just another one of

  • In the world of a dead Dumbledore, we must distinguish the difference between love and lust.

  • It does not go well with Harry Potter. In order to increase Harry's magical power, Dumbledore infects Harry and two girls with a disease. And his power surges.

  • It was only meant to be casual, but they wanted more. The graceful lion and the firey dragon collide and passion ensues.

  • its called dementores its about dementores everyones happy wellat least i am

  • It's sixth year and things start to change for the worse for Charon. It all starts off with a death, a kiss, and a trick. It's wicked how those events can cause a friendship to change forever, and that's just the beginning. Charon'll meet new people and have new feelings and try to discover a hidden past.

  • James is possessed by Voldemorts and jumps over to another girls' body. She is lead to the forest and tortured by Unforgivables and remember; Pain is plentiful.

  • James Potter-Talented, smart, charming, Slytherin Poster Boy and Prince, Hybrid (a part vampire, part werewolf) cannot fall in love. It's impossible. He is also a twin (his sister Jennica is at Beaubatons) Lilliana Evans- Sweet, kind, caring, smart, studious, Gryffindor's Princess cannot fall for a Slytherin! She is also a twin (her brother Demon goes to Durmstrange) Both fall in love when they first meet and set off a bunch of suprises that will last for a lifetime. But what does the four new Hybrids have to do with this? Everything-including their name: Harry James Michael Potter, Amber Lilliana Azalea Potter, Draco Remus Demon Potter and Hermione Andromeda Pacifica Black (Draco and her are explained later).

  • Life seems to be okay, but when you find out you have to mate, it only gets stranger.

  • Lily and James have septuplets, all girls, all identical except for their eyes and their necklaces. The prophecy was told by a spainish seer this is their story.

  • "Long may the daughter of darkness fight eveil heirs to a legacy of enmity… They shall be divided… as to whether they listen to their heart or follow their appointed path….The daughters of darkness… shall meet on the dawn of friendship… together their power… will release either dark or light… one shall die as the full moon waxes… the daughters of darkness…"

  • "Look the princess finally came out to play." Hermione was beauty and was getting married to the one and only Draco Malfoy. She saw her eyes staring straight back at her. Who was to know that this treasure would be taken away, by pirates. "I just want to go home."

  • Lucius Malfoy takes a new wife due to the Marriage Law, but in his weeding night he discovers that she is more innocent than he suspected.

  • Madison Wood has always been a sweat girl, but she has a secret in her life.

  • meet Kate-Lynn... the naration is gunna b a little over the place and this is my first time writting a hpff!

  • Not your typical Head's story.

  • Ok completely random title... i'm staring at my cat anywho Hermionie finds out who she really is bc someone is after her. now she looks like she was supposed to but that also means Hermionie is no more and that makes her True friend really sad

  • OMG I'm so sorry for anyones in conveiniounce but i'm deleting the story soon.

  • PWP i'm making this up as i go. I'm really sorry if this sounds really close to anyone elses story(s) but this is a huge site and i cant read everything and come up with something totally original. Hermione is bitten by Lupin. Rufus whatever his name is makes a new law n its not safe for her to stay so Lupin sends her back in time. She fancies him.....n my dad said they should get together so i'm workin on that.

  • Ron contemplates Harry in too small pyjamas. I don't know what to call this. Plagarism is a harsh word. HPRW kinda. like anything else is even real.

  • Serpentine fights to bring back her father and mother as she handles being a princess and training to be a Death Eater on her shoulders.

  • Servus Snape once loved a woman with all his hearts.

  • Singer songwriter Sunny Christian introduces her 1st fic: Harry begins the hunt for the Horcruxes and uncovers his enemys' darkest secrets. He meets a mysterious stranger and he will not emerge unscathed. Closest you'll get to Book 7 until the real thing

  • Sirius meets a misterious girl out in the garden. Who is she? Why is she there? This is the meody of roses, her roses. her sad story and her eyes can tel you everything. All you want to know. I'm not real... I never was Pleas RR

  • Sirius was about to say something to her, when he came in. He locked eyes with her, and she felt butterflies flop inside her. He smiled, and she felt her stomach do a backflip.

  • Siriusly, is the daughter Sirius Black knows nothing of. Lily denied the child she was carrying was his. She hid her, yes she did. Hear Siriusly's journey back to magic.

  • SO how bout this, you wake up one morning to the threat of a bucket of ice, just to later find out that you need to send a body double, pretty much, back in time, to change the past, becuase its your destiny or what not.

  • So . . . what if everything wasn't as it seemed and Harry isn't really a b. . . oops I've said too much. REVIEW and get more!

  • Sometimes two eyes meet at exactly the same moment.

  • Spiritillia Tonks, sister of Ted Tonks, comes to Hogwarts in the same year as the marauders, and continues to the order of the pheonix.

  • Standard pregnant man throwing a hissy fit.

  • The 7th years are going to the Durmstrang forest for a camp. Harry and Draco are forced to share a tent. Bears are starting to appear when they don’t have trust in the other so can they learn to?

  • The day she was born time stood still. All the planets were aligned for the first time in a million years.

  • The Dream...i remember...the heart buring kiss, the gental touch,his loveing gray eyes..."Darco". HermioneDraco both hate each other in reality, but can't let go of one another in their Dreams. a story of love, murder and Vampire's.

  • The Harry Potter Universe played specifically in my mind. Don't like my style, don't read.

  • The second part of the Love. What a Thing. This one is about the kids of the Malfoy's, Potter's, Weasley's, Zabini's,Lupin's,Snape's,Casedy's,Roder's, and Tackett's. There parents will be in it. Well some of the parents more then others.

  • There are lots of popping K words in the dictionary. Keen, confused, and curious are some of them. This story is about a seventeen-year-old transfer student named Keilana who is all three of the above.

  • This is a story about the boy who lived, abused and hurt and mentaly unstable vampiers, werewolves, and witches enjoy!

  • this is a story about the reality in my head, id like to point out for the benifit of some people that im tyoing this in a moving car or during class, im not trying or applying myself sorry to dissapoint you

  • This is a working progres so the summary is as of yet not existing. but it will be adout the love Harry Draco shar.

  • Voldemort's and Harry's final battle. Which one will come on top?

  • WARNING DEEP SEXUAL ACTIVITY WARNING WARNING!

  • What is Ron giving that wolly thingy to Hermione?

  • When Harry broke her heart, Ginny became reckless, now she follows him and strolls in the way of certain Draco Malfoy who is more than meets her eye. He apparently left more of him inside her than they imagine, but I don't mean inside her heart XD

  • While the Marauders are at Hogwarts. Remus and Sirius fall for each other. Summaries are the devil.

  • While walking around the grounds of Hogwart's Harry find's a girl the same age as him 16 passed out. But the thing that get's him is that she black angel wing's and the same color eye's as him...at time's. She's childess at time's but now's what to say

  • Wouldn't you deserve a stiff dink after chaperoning three schools worth of Dunderheads?

  • You are a wealthy little school girl, and Draco has a crush on you.

  • You don't have to review if you don't want to... I swear.




See also the previous 40 batches of Summary Executions.



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[info]zoepaleologa
2007-01-21 10:21 pm UTC (link)
A young woman leading 12 children travels from America to seek out one Severus Snape. Strife, Romance and Anguish follow in her footsteps.

Awesome, sounds like the Chester Miracle Plays.

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[info]herbmcsidhe
2007-01-22 02:54 am UTC (link)
and here I was thinking The Sound of Magic...

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(no subject) - [info]joereaves, 2007-01-24 08:50 pm UTC

[info]amorettea
2007-01-21 10:25 pm UTC (link)
maybe the lintier magical world

They should clean the filter in the dryer more often. I do mine after every load.

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[info]sciencegeek
2007-01-21 10:25 pm UTC (link)
Wouldn't you deserve a stiff dink after chaperoning three schools worth of Dunderheads?

I read that as stiff dick....and I don't think that improved the summary any.

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[info]emila_wan
2007-05-22 03:33 pm UTC (link)
It's really sad when even a stiff dick won't make it all better ...

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[info]vivien529
2007-01-21 10:25 pm UTC (link)
Confessions of Lucius Malfoy. From hig begging to his Terrible end.

Ah, Lucius and his nefarious hig begging. Sign of a true villain, that.

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[info]snapelike
2007-01-22 02:14 am UTC (link)
I am more concerned about his Terrible end. I wonder if it's slash, because then... maybe that is why he is begging? See? Now it makes sense... I think.

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(no subject) - [info]grrtoyoutoo, 2007-09-26 06:43 am UTC

[info]jamoche
2007-01-21 10:27 pm UTC (link)
I am unique , I am special, like a twelve sided snowflake standing out

You are not a ... oh, whatever.

McFly themselves laying in her room

Erm, as in Back to the Future?

Strife, Romance and Anguish follow in her footsteps.

Three of the lesser-known Furies. Romance particularly enjoys the surprised reactions people get when they realise what she really is.

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[info]tiferet
2007-01-21 11:19 pm UTC (link)
I thought the same thing.

McFly!!!!!!!! where's the DeLorean

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(no subject) - [info]snorkackcatcher, 2007-01-22 12:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]maudite_a_deux, 2007-01-22 05:57 am UTC

[info]snakeling
2007-01-21 10:28 pm UTC (link)
WARNING DEEP SEXUAL ACTIVITY WARNING WARNING!
Penetration as opposed to frottage?

There are lots of popping K words in the dictionary. Keen, confused, and curious are some of them. This story is about a seventeen-year-old transfer student named Keilana who is all three of the above.
I think you mean "keen, konfused and kurious".

It's sixth year and things start to change for the worse for Charon. It all starts off with a death, a kiss, and a trick. It's wicked how those events can cause a friendship to change forever, and that's just the beginning. Charon'll meet new people and have new feelings and try to discover a hidden past.
The trick is to give Charon a coin so that he'll take you on the other side. And of course he meets new people; it's not like you can die several times, even in the Wizarding World.

every wonder what Severus looks like with a normal sized nose. FIND OUT. my spelling is a little off so please don't remind me
As long as you don't give him a normal sized shlong...

An AU where Harry, Draco, and Snape live in fiftheencentury Belgium. They're all siblings, and Draco's a girl! Please review!
Leaving aside the fact that Belgium only became a country in the 19th century, what would motivate someone to set the books in Belgium, of all places?
(Link, please?)

A story set in Durmstrang, A social outcast and a shy librarian brought to Durmstrang to serve, but in a school of all boys, what other purpose is there for a quiet girl?
My mind just went to the gutter. Gangbang, anyone?

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Belgium link
[info]mctabby
2007-01-21 10:40 pm UTC (link)
*snickers at Charon* Oh dear, what a name to pick for one's OC.

The Belgium summary is over there. Possibly crackfic.

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Re: Belgium link - [info]spirit_rider16, 2007-01-22 10:52 pm UTC
Re: Belgium link - [info]sam_t, 2007-01-24 12:52 pm UTC
Re: Belgium link - [info]gg_83, 2007-02-03 10:56 pm UTC
OK, I'm on the crack... - [info]jamoche, 2007-01-21 10:56 pm UTC
Re: OK, I'm on the crack... - [info]tiferet, 2007-01-21 11:20 pm UTC
Re: OK, I'm on the crack... - [info]queenoftea, 2007-01-21 11:42 pm UTC
Re: OK, I'm on the crack... - [info]ellen_fremedon, 2007-01-21 11:48 pm UTC
Re: OK, I'm on the crack... - [info]sciencegeek, 2007-01-22 12:02 am UTC
Re: OK, I'm on the crack... - [info]amanuensis1, 2007-01-22 03:19 am UTC
Re: OK, I'm on the crack... - [info]gileonnen, 2007-01-22 04:44 am UTC
Re: OK, I'm on the crack... - [info]lirren, 2007-01-22 03:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabtg, 2007-01-22 03:26 pm UTC

[info]redscharlach
2007-01-21 10:29 pm UTC (link)
Cedric befrinded Emma ThomasOFC

Isn't she the best friend of Susan Authorial-Insert and Moonsparkle-Fantasia Terriblemarysue, spinsters of the parish of Truth-in-Advertising?

Harry thinks about Christmas Mpreg

Because the only thing more painful than assbabies is assbabies with holly and reindeer antlers....

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[info]gehayi
2007-01-21 10:37 pm UTC (link)
Because the only thing more painful than assbabies is assbabies with holly and reindeer antlers....

That, and giving birth to assbabies with holly and reindeer antlers under the mistletoe.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2008-12-18 12:42 am UTC

[info]femmequixotic
2007-01-21 10:35 pm UTC (link)
Harry ran off to New York where he happens to be the best home designer. Draco so happens to need a home designed. Thier fighting instantly ends. Will something else begin?

It's like HP meets Queer Eye! Link, please?

Servus Snape once loved a woman with all his hearts.

[info]ze_dragon wants to know if he's from Gallifrey...

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home designer link
[info]mctabby
2007-01-21 10:43 pm UTC (link)
That one's over there. Enjoy! :)

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(no subject) - [info]maddyriddle, 2007-01-23 04:55 am UTC

[info]vulgarweed
2007-01-21 10:40 pm UTC (link)
her studing herbits,

I FINALLY figured out what the writer was trying to say--after spending a few minutes imagining Hermione getting sexual services from a bunch of three-foot-tall plant people (herbs + hobbits).

Servus Snape once loved a woman with all his hearts.

This story is about a submissive Time Lord, isn't it?


# Hermione and Ginny love almost nothing to do with HBP.


"The stupid romance subplots really drag down the pacing. Jo needs an editor."

"And we are SO OOC!"


# Voldemort's and Harry's final battle. Which one will come on top?


It's hard to say. They're both such slutty bottoms.

"Long may the daughter of darkness fight eveil heirs to a legacy of enmity… They shall be divided… as to whether they listen to their heart or follow their appointed path….The daughters of darkness… shall meet on the dawn of friendship… together their power… will release either dark or light… one shall die as the full moon waxes… the daughters of darkness…"

Prophecy asks... how many daughters of darkness does it take to change a lightbulb?

Brianne, Dawn, Lily and the Mauraders have become a tight nit group.

They pick bugs out of each others' hair and eat them, like chimpanzees.

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[info]marginaliana
2007-01-21 11:19 pm UTC (link)
"And we are SO OOC!"

Absolutely CRYING with laughter here!

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(no subject) - [info]annabtg, 2007-01-22 03:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]marginaliana, 2007-01-22 09:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fernwithy, 2007-01-21 11:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]scs_11, 2007-01-22 04:58 am UTC

[info]snakey
2007-01-21 10:45 pm UTC (link)
Hermione Granger wakes up one morning to find...bum bum BUM, McFly themselves laying in her room!

She needed the eggs.

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[info]purplethings
2007-01-22 03:12 pm UTC (link)
That was also my reaction ;)

What a mental picture that was.

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Could you please give me the links to these four stories?
[info]gehayi
2007-01-21 10:45 pm UTC (link)
"Long may the daughter of darkness fight eveil heirs to a legacy of enmity… They shall be divided… as to whether they listen to their heart or follow their appointed path….The daughters of darkness… shall meet on the dawn of friendship… together their power… will release either dark or light… one shall die as the full moon waxes… the daughters of darkness…"

***

James Potter-Talented, smart, charming, Slytherin Poster Boy and Prince, Hybrid (a part vampire, part werewolf) cannot fall in love. It's impossible. He is also a twin (his sister Jennica is at Beaubatons) Lilliana Evans- Sweet, kind, caring, smart, studious, Gryffindor's Princess cannot fall for a Slytherin! She is also a twin (her brother Demon goes to Durmstrange) Both fall in love when they first meet and set off a bunch of suprises that will last for a lifetime. But what does the four new Hybrids have to do with this? Everything-including their name: Harry James Michael Potter, Amber Lilliana Azalea Potter, Draco Remus Demon Potter and Hermione Andromeda Pacifica Black (Draco and her are explained later).

***

Ron contemplates Harry in too small pyjamas. I don't know what to call this. Plagarism is a harsh word. HPRW kinda. like anything else is even real.

***

Serpentine fights to bring back her father and mother as she handles being a princess and training to be a Death Eater on her shoulders.

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Re: Could you please give me the links to these four stories?
[info]mctabby
2007-01-21 10:52 pm UTC (link)
Here you go, dear: daughters of darkness, James Potter-Talented, Ron contemplates Harry, and Serpentine on her shoulders.

Bon voyage and good luck! :)

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Re: Could you please give me the links to these four stories? - [info]shocolate, 2007-01-21 11:19 pm UTC

[info]ex_ms_katoni171
2007-01-21 10:52 pm UTC (link)
Excellent! *flexes claws*

A documentation of events that followed the rondevouz of Slicked and Bushy.

I've seen that porno...

A girl has a dream that will, not only change her life but that of her new friends and maybe the lintier magical world.

Lint is such a bugger to get out of one's robes, isn't it?

A new student faces the challenge of hormones, on Snape

Snape's on hormones? That would explain why Snape mpreg's so popular...

A story set in Durmstrang, A social outcast and a shy librarian brought to Durmstrang to serve, but in a school of all boys, what other purpose is there for a quiet girl?

Trust me, you do not want an answer to that question.

A young woman leading 12 children travels from America to seek out one Severus Snape. Strife, Romance and Anguish follow in her footsteps.

Those are terrible names to give a child...

Angel Night, the taster of the ForbiddenFruit of Love, hider of The Lost prophocey, daughter of an Angel and lover of well you'll just have to find out

That's one hell of a crossover fic. Please tell me she's not shagging Hurley.

Brianne, Dawn, Lily and the Mauraders have become a tight nit group.

Nits? In Hogwarts?? Madam Pomfrey will have a fit.

[Every roommate kept awake, By every sigh and scream we make] erotic and sexy, what more can you get?…Vampire Snape and Harry slash…naw, that’s gotta be the best. Rated M for the language, lemons, and…eroticness…is that a word?…is now CHA!

Oh hell, please tell me they've not used actual lemons in the buttsex. Can we say ow?

Harry and friends go to fine the Horcruxs, but along the way they realize that things are not always as simple as they first appear.

It's all very well trying to give a Horcrux a speeding ticket, but you've got to catch up with it first...

How will he escape from Voldemorts clutches and return to his own dimension and defear his Voldemort.

Try hypnotherapy. That's good for phobias.

Hermione and Ginny love almost nothing to do with HBP.

Clearly they're Snape fans.

Harry thinks about Christmas Mpreg

Harry got Father Christmas pregnant?? Dear god, what goes on at that school?

Hermione Granger wakes up one morning to find...bum bum BUM, McFly themselves laying in her room!

I suspect this summary is going to result in an awful lot of disappointed McFly slashers...

Hermione is the beast student and one of the prettiest girls in school.

Does she study beasts or is she one? And if the latter, my god, what do the rest of the girls look like??

In the world of a dead Dumbledore, we must distinguish the difference between love and lust.

I'm sure that was first thing on the agenda of the Order's next meeting.

It does not go well with Harry Potter. In order to increase Harry's magical power, Dumbledore infects Harry and two girls with a disease. And his power surges.

Do they not have STI clinics in the wizarding world? Honestly. Albus, you're such a slut. And the National Grid aren't too pleased with you either.

Life seems to be okay, but when you find out you have to mate, it only gets stranger.

Oh, word.

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SQUEE!
[info]sarahenany
2007-01-22 09:27 pm UTC (link)
Harry thinks about Christmas Mpreg

Harry got Father Christmas pregnant?? Dear god, what goes on at that school?


*dies*

Hermione is the beast student and one of the prettiest girls in school.

Does she study beasts or is she one? And if the latter, my god, what do the rest of the girls look like??

In the world of a dead Dumbledore, we must distinguish the difference between love and lust.

I'm sure that was first thing on the agenda of the Order's next meeting.


Order's agenda... *laughs hysterically* I'm a houseguest and you're responsible for me waking up my hosts with hysterical screeching.

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[info]son_of_darkness
2007-01-21 10:57 pm UTC (link)
Cedric befrinded Emma ThomasOFC, a spunk girl who used to date Ron.

A... a what girl? o_0

Elf Draco is not a wizard, he is much more. Sex with a comatose person and more.

So... elf Draco is not just a wizard... he's also sex with a comatose person? Right then.

Siriusly, is the daughter Sirius Black knows nothing of.

... :O SRSLY?!?!

Harry has several problems once he gets rid of most of the Horcruxes.
1. The within the first month at Hogwarts, he gets a death threat
2. Neville's toad made the Death threat and framed it on Greyback
3. The Weasleys are after his money and after control of the entire wizarding world


I'm... not quite sure which of these I like best.

There are lots of popping K words in the dictionary. Keen, confused, and curious are some of them. This story is about a seventeen-year-old transfer student named Keilana who is all three of the above.

A couple of C words, too, I'd wager.

Harry ran off to New York where he happens to be the best home designer. Draco so happens to need a home designed. Thier fighting instantly ends. Will something else begin?

I assume there'll be some designing going on at some point?

Hermione Granger wakes up one morning to find...bum bum BUM, McFly themselves laying in her room!

Honestly? I'd be more concerned about those disembodied bums.

Hermione is the beast student and one of the prettiest girls in school. She has a little problem... Story is better than it sounds.

Whew. That's a relief, then. ~_^

James is possessed by Voldemorts

There's more than one?? Somebody better go tell Harry.

Ok completely random title... i'm staring at my cat anywho Hermionie finds out who she really is bc someone is after her. now she looks like she was supposed to but that also means Hermionie is no more and that makes her True friend really sad

I... I'm still trying to work out what the cat has to do with anything... o_0

Servus Snape once loved a woman with all his hearts

But none of clubs or his spades. And only two of his diamonds.

SO how bout this, you wake up one morning to the threat of a bucket of ice, just to later find out that you need to send a body double, pretty much, back in time, to change the past, becuase its your destiny or what not.

"OMG, That's IT. That's exactly the kind of idea I've been looking for!" Said Spielberg.

Standard pregnant man throwing a hissy fit.

Another on?!

Voldemort's and Harry's final battle. Which one will come on top?

Erm...

WARNING DEEP SEXUAL ACTIVITY WARNING WARNING!

That would make an excellent car alarm.

You don't have to review if you don't want to... I swear.

Oh God, thank you, because I really didn't want to, what with not actually have read the story and all, but I felt sort of obligated. So, cheers for that. :)

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[info]marginaliana
2007-01-21 11:18 pm UTC (link)
That would make an excellent car alarm.

Ahahahahaha!!! If only...

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[info]ex_ms_katoni171
2007-01-21 11:03 pm UTC (link)
Lucius Malfoy takes a new wife due to the Marriage Law, but in his weeding night he discovers that she is more innocent than he suspected.

He knew she was a bit of a city girl, but even she should know that plants grow in the ground, surely?

Madison Wood has always been a sweat girl, but she has a secret in her life.

Is it the Lynx effect?

Plagarism is a harsh word.

Yes, it's clearly giving you trouble.

There are lots of popping K words in the dictionary. Keen, confused, and curious are some of them. This story is about a seventeen-year-old transfer student named Keilana who is all three of the above.

Also crap and clueless. Don't forget those. *eyeroll*

this is a story about the reality in my head, id like to point out for the benifit of some people that im tyoing this in a moving car or during class, im not trying or applying myself sorry to dissapoint you

Typing in a moving car? It's almost like a fanfiction version of Stan...

Voldemort's and Harry's final battle. Which one will come on top?

*snigger* That's what we'd all like to know. ;)

WARNING DEEP SEXUAL ACTIVITY WARNING WARNING!

Can I have this as a ringtone?

What is Ron giving that wolly thingy to Hermione?

Well, darling, when a boy wizard and a girl witch love each other very much...

Wouldn't you deserve a stiff dink after chaperoning three schools worth of Dunderheads?

Indeed. Send him over immediately.

You are a wealthy little school girl, and Draco has a crush on you.

Restraining order time!

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[info]swythyv
2007-01-22 01:30 pm UTC (link)
Life seems to be okay, but when you find out you have to mate, it only gets stranger.

Oh, word.

Wouldn't you deserve a stiff dink after chaperoning three schools worth of Dunderheads?

Indeed. Send him over immediately.

Oh, well done. :D

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[info]fourth_rose
2007-01-21 11:04 pm UTC (link)
AU 6th Year. When Harry discovers the truth that Dumbledore has hide.

As opposed to before, when he thought Dumbledore had… what? Scales?

Brianne, Dawn, Lily and the Mauraders have become a tight nit group.

These things happen in the lintier magical world. It seems Snape isn’t the only one with poor hair care.

Everything youn thought you knew Harry Potter has been destroyed and recreated. Read if you dare i hope you have an open mind. Warning:intense love scenes will need clean underwear afterwards.

You mean I might piss myself laughing?

Harry and friends go to fine the Horcruxs

Has Voldemort ignored the “No parking” sign again??

Harry and Ginny both play the violin for the Opera Cosi fan Tutte by Mozart. Harry flirts with her one night during intermission and sends Ginny into a flurry of confusion. What would you do in this case?

Demand my money back.

Harry finds himself in an alternate universe where he is Voldemorts second hand man.

I didn’t know you could buy wizards second hand…

Neville's toad made the Death threat and framed it on Greyback

*blinks* Dark!Trevor. Just when I thought I’d seen it all…

In the world of a dead Dumbledore, we must distinguish the difference between love and lust.

I really hope this comes with a necro warning.

The graceful lion and the firey dragon collide and passion ensues.

Okay, make that “bestiality warning”.

Charon'll meet new people and have new feelings and try to discover a hidden past.

If I remember my Greek mythology correctly… doesn’t Charon meet new people all the time?

Life seems to be okay, but when you find out you have to mate, it only gets stranger.

*pats hand* Yes, dear, and it’s called “puberty”.

PWP i'm making this up as i go. I'm really sorry if this sounds really close to anyone elses story(s) but this is a huge site and i cant read everything and come up with something totally original. Hermione is bitten by Lupin. Rufus whatever his name is makes a new law n its not safe for her to stay so Lupin sends her back in time. She fancies him.....n my dad said they should get together so i'm workin on that.

I find it somewhat disturbing that there are parents who encourage that kind of thing.

Sirius was about to say something to her, when he came in. He locked eyes with her, and she felt butterflies flop inside her. He smiled, and she felt her stomach do a backflip.

This girl’s intestines give Harry’s chest monster a run for its money.

This is a story about the boy who lived, abused and hurt and mentaly unstable vampiers, werewolves, and witches enjoy!

Humans, stay the hell away from it!


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[info]fernwithy
2007-01-22 12:06 am UTC (link)
Neville's toad made the Death threat and framed it on Greyback

I know. And combined with framed!Greyback, too. Now we know why Remus was being nice to Neville... he wanted to get the creature who really turned him!

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[info]belladonna803
2007-01-21 11:04 pm UTC (link)
Cedric befrinded Emma ThomasOFC, a spunk girl who used to date Ron.

Clearly Emma ThomasOFC is a member of the Mary Sue Militia. I am curious to know exactly what the training regimen for "spunk girl" entails.

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[info]marginaliana
2007-01-21 11:15 pm UTC (link)
A young griffindor heir takes a spill off her broom in the Q. World Cup! She wakes up a vampire.

"You see, officer, she just tripped and fell on my fangs, honest!"

…before Draco Malfoy catches her in his venus fly trap.

Is that what they're calling it these days?

Harry and friends go to fine the Horcruxs

"That'll be 300 galleons for illegal charms on a plunger, Mr. Riddle."

Story is better than it sounds.

It could hardly be worse than it sounds, honestly.

Its a oneshot. I want at least 5 reviews to continue.

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

I am unique , I am special, like a twelve sided snowflake standing out

This isn't an ironic use of "special snowflake," is it? *headdesk*

SO how bout this, you wake up one morning to the threat of a bucket of ice

Oh, no… it's… ice… WHAT? O_o

Sometimes two eyes meet at exactly the same moment.

I'm pretty sure that's how "meeting" works, you know… *thwaps with dictionary*

Standard pregnant man throwing a hissy fit.

Ho hum.


These are priceless as always!

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[info]eir_de_scania
2007-01-22 12:30 am UTC (link)
…before Draco Malfoy catches her in his venus fly trap.

Is that what they're calling it these days?

*** Knowing what a Venus fly trap looks like, wouldn't *she* have one to capture Draco in?

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[info]shocolate
2007-01-21 11:16 pm UTC (link)
*sigh*

Ron contemplates Harry in too small pyjamas. I don't know what to call this. Plagarism is a harsh word. HPRW kinda. like anything else is even real.

*is embarrassed for my ship*

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[info]czeri
2007-01-21 11:32 pm UTC (link)
ROTFALMAO!

Hmm, Draco's venus fly trap, is it a spell that'd make it impossible for Ginny to take her hand out of his fly until she gave him a handjob?

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Part One
[info]fernwithy
2007-01-21 11:34 pm UTC (link)
A documentation of events that followed the rondevouz of Slicked and Bushy.
I so don't want to know.

A girl has a dream that will, not only change her life but that of her new friends and maybe the lintier magical world.
And we finally meet the inventor of the first wizarding lint trap! I've been wondering about why that hasn't shown up on the Wizard of the Month at JKR.com.

A young woman leading 12 children travels from America to seek out one Severus Snape. Strife, Romance and Anguish follow in her footsteps.
But what did she name the other nine?

Athena Skydancer, princess of the Unicorns
I don't think any more of this summary is necessary. But shouldn't it be Artemis? Artemis would enjoy life in the woods as an archer much more.

Brianne, Dawn, Lily and the Mauraders have become a tight nit group.
Sounds like they need a good shampooing. Sirius should have known better than to roll around in dry leaves.

Confessions of Lucius Malfoy. From hig begging to his Terrible end.
Well, that's what comes of panhandling to acquire your family fortune, Lucius. Really.

Draco pursues his mystery girl after a ball that's arranged to marry him off. Hermione finds herself thinking that maybe Draco isn't all he seems... and somewhere in the middle is Blaise and Remus. Summaries are for pansys.
I somehow doubt she'd like this summary.

Elf Draco is not a wizard, he is much more. Sex with a comatose person and more. Hetero goblins kissing. The story is dark and rude.
I believe that's the first warning I've ever seen for het goblins.

every wonder what Severus looks like with a normal sized nose.
Yes, after HBP, that was the primary question on my mind about Snape--what would he look like, if only it weren't for that shnoz.

Everything youn thought you knew Harry Potter has been destroyed and recreated.
Many, many times.

fulll summary inside... i can't be bothered writing it out again....
Yeah, my mom has trouble with CTRL-C, too.

Harry and friends go to fine the Horcruxs,
Slytherin Locket, you are required to compensate the Black family, in the sum of 300 Galleons. Hufflepuff Cup, the court finds you responsible for damages to the Smith family...

Harry and Ginny both play the violin for the Opera Cosi fan Tutte by Mozart.
That wins the most random scenario this round.

Harry falls for Hermione while she dutyfully belongs to Ron,
Because Hermione's all about belonging to people. She'd totally just feel duty bound to her lord and master.

It turns out he has a god sister he doesn't no about.
I think Harry'd "no" about that. A lot. Like, at Luke Skywalker volume. "NOOOOOO!!! It can't be! It's imPOSSible!"

Harry has gon to fight Voloomort. Hermonie is missing her husbend Harry he left almost drectley after ther weding. Does Harry win the battel with volodomort ? Will Hermonie ever see Harry again? who knows.........
Only the third brother, Voodoomart, who can use his kitschy fake chicken feet to divine the identity of Hermonie. Hermione, meanwhile, is working with Ron to find the Horcruxes.

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Re: Part One
[info]sarahenany
2007-01-22 09:31 pm UTC (link)
Harry has gon to fight Voloomort. Hermonie is missing her husbend Harry he left almost drectley after ther weding. Does Harry win the battel with volodomort ? Will Hermonie ever see Harry again? who knows.........
Only the third brother, Voodoomart, who can use his kitschy fake chicken feet to divine the identity of Hermonie. Hermione, meanwhile, is working with Ron to find the Horcruxes.

You know the kind of laughing where you make long-drawn-out wailing noises, and try to control yourself but can't?
...yeah.
What a job.
Ah! voodoomart! *whimpers helplessly*

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[info]emmagrant01
2007-01-21 11:34 pm UTC (link)
Harry gets a a surprise waiting for him at the platform. It turns out he has a god sister he doesn't no about.

A god? Cool. Maybe she'll help him with those pesky horcruxes.

fulll summary inside... i can't be bothered writing it out again....

C&P'ing can be SO taxing, I know.

Hermione finds out she is failing quiddich and gets assigned a tutor to help her. Malfoy gets in trouble in quiddich and is forced to tutor another student.

I wonder what the pairing could possibly be? Hmmm...

In the world of a dead Dumbledore, we must distinguish the difference between love and lust.

Snapeldore angstfic? Or necro!Snape?

Lily and James have septuplets, all girls, all identical except for their eyes and their necklaces. The prophecy was told by a spainish seer this is their story.

Well, writing Mary Sues is like planning a wedding -- if you leave one friend out, she'll never forgive you.

Hermione is bitten by Lupin. Rufus whatever his name is makes a new law n its not safe for her to stay so Lupin sends her back in time. She fancies him.....n my dad said they should get together so i'm workin on that.

Daddy's her beta, too. I hope I can write bad fanfic with my kids someday!

Voldemort's and Harry's final battle. Which one will come on top?

You know, I've always wondered who would top whom in that pairing.

You are a wealthy little school girl, and Draco has a crush on you.

Ooh -- is this one interactive? I want a web cam version. :-P

Thanks for a great laugh, as always!

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[info]azurelunatic
2007-01-22 12:32 am UTC (link)
I didn't realize that Quidditch was a required class rather than an elective sport! Wow!

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Part Two
[info]fernwithy
2007-01-21 11:37 pm UTC (link)
I follow the styles of Miguel de Cervantes and Mario Puzo
Oh, come on. Aren't you going to throw in Thomas Aquinas, John Grisham, and Lurlene McDaniel, too? I mean, the line of similar style is clear.

Harry is subjected to muggle fantasies.
Again?

Harry ran off to New York where he happens to be the best home designer. Draco so happens to need a home designed. Thier fighting instantly ends. Will something else begin?
But who will round out the Fab Five?

Harry thinks about Christmas Mpreg
Someone has Mary and Joseph mixed up here.

Hermione Granger wakes up one morning to find...bum bum BUM, McFly themselves laying in her room!
"Marty, I don't care how long you sit on the DeLorean, it's not going to hatch!"

Hermione is the beast student and one of the prettiest girls in school. She has a little problem...
Blue fur and Kelsey Grammar's voice?

In the world of a dead Dumbledore, we must distinguish the difference between love and lust.
Professor McGonagall, love is better spent on the portrait. Get out of the tomb!!!!

The graceful lion and the firey dragon collide and passion ensues.
Aslan/Smaug, NC17!

It's sixth year and things start to change for the worse for Charon. It all starts off with a death,
Doesn't it usually for Charon? Followed by a monetary exchange for passage across the river?

"Look the princess finally came out to play." Hermione was beauty and was getting married to the one and only Draco Malfoy. She saw her eyes staring straight back at her. Who was to know that this treasure would be taken away, by pirates. "I just want to go home."
Someone stole her mirror? The fiend!!!

Lucius Malfoy takes a new wife due to the Marriage Law, but in his weeding night he discovers that she is more innocent than he suspected.
"No, dear, the dandelion has to go. I know it's cheerful, but it's choking the roses..."

Ok completely random title... i'm staring at my cat
Don't worry. Happens to me ALL THE TIME. The cat just gives me titles that have nothing to do with anything. Then she tells me that the neighbors are all talking about me. To the alien overlords.

Servus Snape once loved a woman with all his hearts.
The ones he keeps in jars in his office? Sweet.

Siriusly, is the daughter Sirius Black knows nothing of. Lily denied the child she was carrying was his. She hid her, yes she did. Hear Siriusly's journey back to magic.
Meanwhile, Lily was hauled before the Wizengamot to answer for child abuse after they saw that name. Andromeda Tonks was quoted as saying, "Thank you! My daughter will never complain again!"

So . . . what if everything wasn't as it seemed and Harry isn't really a b. . .
Dang, you almost had me, but I just don't want to read about Harry anymore if he's not a born-again.

Sometimes two eyes meet at exactly the same moment.
As opposed to the times when they meet at different moments and have nothing to do with each other.

The 7th years are going to the Durmstrang forest for a camp. Harry and Draco are forced to share a tent. Bears are starting to appear when they don’t have trust in the other so can they learn to?
Like Harry couldn't keep one Chicago football team off with a wand. Sheesh. Unless Mike Ditka's a wizard, and he's the one trying to set up Harry and Draco. But wouldn't it be easier to just get both of them in those tight little football pants?

There are lots of popping K words in the dictionary. Keen, confused, and curious are some of them.
Does it need further comment?

WARNING DEEP SEXUAL ACTIVITY WARNING WARNING!
Not more Squid porn!

What is Ron giving that wolly thingy to Hermione?
Wedding night?

Summaries are the devil.
The devil doesn't want most of these.

Wouldn't you deserve a stiff dink after chaperoning three schools worth of Dunderheads?
Woo-hoo! Triwizard Cup staff room slash!

You don't have to review if you don't want to... I swear.
On your mother's name? Even if she goes to hell because you lied? Pinky swear?

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Re: Part Two
[info]gileonnen
2007-01-22 05:04 am UTC (link)
I want there to be Aslan/Smaug. ^___________^

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[info]hedda62
2007-01-21 11:41 pm UTC (link)
The 7th years are going to the Durmstrang forest for a camp. Harry and Draco are forced to share a tent. Bears are starting to appear when they don’t have trust in the other so can they learn to?

"Potter, leave your wand where I can see it... oh, bloody hell, it's a grizzly this time!"

Sometimes two eyes meet at exactly the same moment.

Either two people have wandering eyes or one person is cross-eyed...

Lucius Malfoy takes a new wife due to the Marriage Law, but in his weeding night he discovers that she is more innocent than he suspected.

Can't tell the dandelions from the crabgrass.

Harry thinks about Christmas Mpreg

This is the version where Joseph has the baby?

Voloomort?? That's adorable.

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[info]fair_terentia
2007-01-21 11:54 pm UTC (link)
Wonderful stuff- please can I have the link to the one in the style of Cervantes et al. Because I like to torture myself.

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[info]mctabby
2007-01-21 11:59 pm UTC (link)
That fic's over there. Enjoy! :)

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I clicked on the link... - [info]predatrix, 2007-01-25 11:58 am UTC
# 1
[info]eir_de_scania
2007-01-21 11:59 pm UTC (link)
A documentation of events that followed the rondevouz of Slicked and Bushy.
*** A PWP, I suppose?

Athena Skydancer, princess of the Unicorns, is going to Hogwarts to escape Voldemort and learn from Dumbledore. While she's there, she also might meet a certain quartet of mischievous seventh year Gryffindors and change the course of history.
*** And this one must be bestiality... after all, a Unicorn princess oughgt to be a unicorn herself, right?

A young woman leading 12 children travels from America to seek out one Severus Snape. Strife, Romance and Anguish follow in her footsteps

AU 6th Year. When Harry discovers the truth that Dumbledore has hide. He is joined by new friends along with Family to confront him. However, Destiny and Fate have MUCH more bigger plans in store for our young wizard.
*** Strife, Romance, Anguish, Destiny and Fate... I wonder what the other seven kids were called?

Brianne, Dawn, Lily and the Mauraders have become a tight nit group.
*** Ok, that was three more.

Caught in the crossfire of a drunken mess and an unstable heart, Ginerva Weasley must figure out the troubles of her heart before Draco Malfoy catches her in his venus fly trap.
*** Just keep away from Greenhouse 9, Ginny.

Draco pursues his mystery girl after a ball that's arranged to marry him off. Hermione finds herself thinking that maybe Draco isn't all he seems... and somewhere in the middle is Blaise and Remus. Summaries are for pansys.
*** Which is why this author wrote one?

Eugh BANG BANG BANG! HAve yo ever had one of those days? Well hogwarts hs you wanna read about it?
*** Obviously Hogwarts has, like the Unseen University, developed a personality over the millenia.

fulll summary inside... i can't be bothered writing it out again....
*** Copy and paste, dear, copy and paste....

Girls are supposed to stick for each other. Hermione and Lavender dealing with each other after the break up.
*** I didn't even know they were together in the first place! Why doesn't anyone tell me anything!

Harry is out at the park mulling his toughts around. He meets a mysterious vampire who turns him and welcomes him into the mysterious life of a vampire.
*** A very mysterious fic

Harry is subjected to muggle fantasies. It will help him accept his destiny and recognice the power the Dark Lord knows not.
*** The Power of FANFICTION!!!

Harry thinks about Christmas Mpreg
*** Deciding MPreg is awful no matter the time of the year

Hermione and Ginny love almost nothing to do with HBP.
*** I didn't know they loved anything to do with Snape

Hermione is changing her thoughts about everything, her studing herbits, relying on books for everything, and her feelings for not just one boy, but two.
*** Herbits, a magical creature so elusive you only find them in books

His hidden desire rested on the petite shoulders of on particular Gryffindor. His secret need lied within the robes that cloaked her figure. He couldn't escape it. His secret love was....Hermione Granger.
*** C'mon, Ron, that's no secret!

know I'm an Empath and adopted and that my parents ditched me in a witches school my senior yr. I've got a thing for the Potions teacher and two other boys. Life just isn't fair now a-days.
*** Do tell, dear!

Lily and James have septuplets, all girls, all identical except for their eyes and their necklaces. The prophecy was told by a spainish seer this is their story.
*** Septuplets? Do you think Lily is a cat? And if they're identical they have the same eye colour.
Oh, and I do hope the necklaces were put on after the birth!

Lucius Malfoy takes a new wife due to the Marriage Law, but in his weeding night he discovers that she is more innocent than he suspected.
*** That was new - usually the new bride is more experienced!



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Re: # 1
[info]maudite_a_deux
2007-01-22 06:15 am UTC (link)
Herbits, a magical creature so elusive you only find them in books

That's why Hermione can get away with charging such exorbitant stud fees.

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Re: # 1 - [info]ajat, 2007-01-22 07:05 am UTC

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