Cat's Birthday HP Drabblethon III

Sorted: 133 prompts. Blame the Cat(s).

• done! by hibernater | done! _almagitana wrote Harry/Pansy, polyjuice potion and unexpected visitors for incognito


• done! _hannelore wrote Lucius/Peter. Peter has to be the dom. Extra squee if you can work in hot fudge! for webbapettigrew


• done! a_t_rain wrote Snape. McGonagall. Anchovies. Honey. And a student's misunderstanding of a spell. Must be G rated. for velvetmouse


• done! gnomad wrote James/Harry. The worst most embarrassing case of mistaken identity in the history of the universe. for nimori


• done! agnes_bean wrote Characters appreciating (or attempting to appreciate) poetry of any kind. for knitmeapony


• done! by sor_bet | alchemine will write "OK, magic boy, let's see who you really are." - Edgar Bergen for das_kabinett


• done! amanuensis1 wrote Severus Snape, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black and Lucius Malfoy walk into a bar... for demonqueen666


• done! dramedy wrote Umbridge/Any - The Bad Place for frek


• done! annaoz wrote Harry/Zacharias. Baking. Thunderstorms. for _almagitana


• done! aphephobia wrote Draco Malfoy, veterinarian. for catherinecookmn


• done! arianadawnhawk wrote Snape/Harry - fruit bat animagi mates for life for auxelle


• done! atrata wrote Karkaroff / Snape - Durmstrang ship for gail_b


• done! by juice817 | auxelle will write Snape/Percy, fingers for snakeling


• done! bethbethbeth wrote It involves all Houses, is designed to be mind-blowing, & Slytherin is disqualified for lack of style for csi_tokyo3


• done! by waterbird | done! bizarity wrote Harry/Snape, songfic to Stevie Nicks' The Edge of Seventeen for magistera


• done! bribitribbit wrote Neville brushes Luna's hair. for j_lunatic


• done! by florahart | done! brightsun301 wrote Draco/Charlie - pro Quidditch, a Weasley sweater, extra points for Muggle cleaning products. for catrinella


• done! coffee_n_cocoa wrote Luna Lovegood and Neville Longbottom and the naughty cake. for schmoo999


• done! caboca wrote A day in Myrtle's life - before she "crossed over" for st_aurafina


• done! catherinecookmn wrote The nastiest thing ever to have happened on the Hogwarts staff room table for sparrohawk


• done! catrinella wrote Harry mistakes Padma for Parvati, starts talking dirty to her, she talks dirtier to him back for plaidphoenix


• done! cheshyre wrote Pansy ceased grooming Malfoy at once! for slytherincesss


• done! chriskarate wrote Death Eaters as college fraternity boys, a la "Animal House." for smilevampy


• done! clwshorty01 wrote What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow, and what does it have to do with horcruxes? for scribophile


• done! corvidae9 wrote Het pairing of your choice, female dies and male attempts to bring her back as an Inferius -humour for redcoast


• done! littledust wrote When owls take over the school, who will save the day? Must involve a duck named Puddles. for telepwen


• done! csi_tokyo3 wrote Draco/Luna - Just use these three words ->> triangle, pierce, catastrophe for nightfalltwen


• done! ctorres wrote Pansy/Luna: consensual, kinky fun. post Hogwarts for tehlils


• done! das_kabinett wrote James/Sirius, watching Remus sleep it off. Bonus for kind mention of Peter. for corvidae9


• done! demonqueen666 wrote flash-cards, anti-depressants and femmeslash, please! for hilarita


• done! dolorous_ett wrote Young Tom Riddle figures out the anagram that will change his life with "help" from Peeves. for vivien529


• done! egyptian_moon wrote Hermione, Trelawney, Firenze, Rita. Surprise discovery. At night, bubble-blowing and bribes. for helzebel


• done! ehnel wrote “What you hope is beneath your skin/is beneath your skin” (Quote from Frank O'Hara (poet)) for agnes_bean


• done! ella_bane wrote Sirius/Ron - 'hide and seek' for fluffyllama


• done! ellid wrote McGonagall's biscuit tin/Dumbledore's Lemon Drops for sealgair


• done! erised1810 wrote Remus/Umbridge pairing, however you like. for wrestlingdog


• done! fairycake wrote A funeral full of pomp and circumstance for Trevor the Toad. for coffee_n_cocoa


• done! pushdragon wrote All signs point to a wereferret loose in Hogwarts... but who? for khriskin


• done! fell_beast2 wrote The dead are watching - literally. (any genre, any characters) for archon_mentha


• done! finmagik wrote skeletal for hibernater


• done! florahart wrote Narcissa/Molly Weasley - the real reason Molly likes to be called 'Mollywobbles' for flosspyromaniac


• done! flosspyromaniac wrote Theodore Nott, bat caves, and annoying stalkers named Malfoy. for fairycake


• done! by gehayi | fluffyllama will write Draco/Fred/George: testing Weasley Wheezes, forced feminization a plus for cheshyre


• done! frek wrote McGonagall/Nagini/Filch/Colin Creevey. Polaroids. Detention. Blackmail. Spiders. for fell_beast2


• done! furiosity wrote "Can you hear me now?" for quizzicalsphinx


• done! fyre_bird wrote Harry/Snape - walking the plank for snapetoy


• done! gail_b wrote There's nothing so tasty as Gryffindor warmed over. for luminousmarble


• done! gehayi wrote Regulus Black is not R.A.B, someone else is. for furiosity


• done! gileonnen wrote The Sorting Hat is evil. for marginaliana


• done! gmth wrote Fenrir wants a taste. for sharp_tongue


• done! safebox wrote Femmeslash involving Luna's cork necklace. for slash_a_holic


• done! heidi8 wrote Hermione and Harry running around after Draco for kitsuneneko


• done! helzebel wrote Stan Shunpike meets Lucius Malfoy in Azkaban and they have a little chat for annaoz


• done! hermione_like wrote Ron and Hermione study human anatomy and find practical lessons in each other. Any rating. for clwshorty01


• done! hibernater wrote Animal!Harry has trouble communicating. (Either animagus or transfiguration ok) for fyre_bird


• done! hilarita wrote Albus/Snape - the one where Albus tells Snape that he may have to kill him one day for underlucius


• done! incognito wrote Zacharias Smith/Lavender Brown and a Gryffindor tie, NC17 rated! for monifieth


• done! j_lunatic wrote Luna/Sirius - Beyond the looking-glass. for melata_fic


• done! jedilora wrote Anthony Goldstein/Blaise Zabini, Felix Felicis for sor_bet


• done! zoepaleologa wrote Harry, a femme fatale, an exploding fountain pen, and the title of any spy movie. for ellid


• done! kalieris wrote Snape, before and after for luthien


• done! causeways wrote Ginny makes a shocking discovery! Gen, slash, or het. for ella_bane


• done! khriskin wrote A first year's birthday party. The theme: "A Very Muggle Birthday." Marvin the Magician optional. for bribitribbit


• done! by sor_bet | kitsuneneko will write "Slytherin's" locket--a fake heirloom made to impress a new bride. for gehayi


• done! knitmeapony wrote Ship: Ern Prang/Great Auntie Muriel. Keywords: ballet, wig, dog. Setting: stormy night, Hog's Head for caboca


• done! by dramedy | legomymalfoy will write Godric/Salazar with Parseltongue for mayhap


• done! lilacsigil wrote Percy Weasley's getting married for bizarity


• done! lucypevensie wrote Luna/Zacharias, Quidditch commenting (during or post-HBP) for hermione_like


• done! luminousmarble wrote Hermione and Crookshanks - "gosh, your fur is just the same colour as Ron's hair...." for shocolate


• done! luthien wrote Cat in the rain. for unlikely2


• done! maeglinyedi wrote One of the trio visits the underworld/land of the dead/whatever to seek answers. for lucypevensie


• done! by busaikko | magistera will write Severus, Remus and a wall of chains for manic1066


• done! tehlils wrote What is fair in men passes away, but not so in art. -Leonardo da Vinci for pauraque


• done! manic1066 wrote "That," said Snape, "is the very last time I let you near my copy of 'Hexes Most Fowle'." for zoepaleologa


• done! marginaliana wrote Snape has an obsessive affinity for flamingoes. for sevs_girl72


• done! marksykins wrote Harry discovers his parents are now Inferi. for medusalethe


• done! mayhap wrote Snape has sore feet. for tboy


• done! medusalethe wrote Snape/Lupin - one of them is an Animagus whose form is an iguana for scribbulus_ink


• done! by hibernater | done! melata_fic wrote Events in the Gryffindor Quidditch team's girls' changing room for senji


• done! mmyrtle wrote Snape/Narcissa and a bathtub. for ehnel


• done! monifieth wrote Sirius/Regulus; whiter shade of pale for xylodemon


• done! moreteadk wrote HG/SS, in which one of the pair discovers that the other has an unusual talent. for mmyrtle


• done! nightfalltwen wrote Minerva/Pansy--"With that name, you're not very thoughtful, are you?" for srichard


• done! nimori wrote What is done out of love always takes place beyond good and evil. for sullacat


• done! pandarus wrote Snape(/Harry if you like), He came unto his own, and his own received him not for atrata


• done! pauraque wrote Harry/Remus. Tupperware. Timing. Tenacity. for wyomingnot


• done! peppery_lime wrote post-GoF, Hermione visits Viktor for erised1810


• done! plaidphoenix wrote Luna/Harry. 'It's amazing what velocity can do' - A Boy and His Machine Gun, Matthew Good for verstehen


• done! quizzicalsphinx wrote Hogwarts closes and McGonagall, distraught, moves in with Mrs. Figg as one of her cats. McG/Petunia for _hannelore


• done! redcoast wrote Vampire not allowed to join the Death Eaters for gileonnen


• done! schmoo999 wrote Draco and Hermione bond over their love of Hogwarts, A History. In the BDSM sense. for causeways


• done! scribbulus_ink wrote "Odio et amo: quare id faciam fortasse requiris. Nescio, sed fieri sentio et excrucior." for brightsun301


• done! scribophile wrote Draco/Hermione fluff, black coffee for moreteadk


• done! sealgair wrote Hermione, books, platypus. Do what you will! for arianadawnhawk


• done! senji wrote Between two wars: a potion, a promise and Aunt Petunia for waterbird


• done! sevs_girl72 wrote Hospital/medical themes, set at St Mungo's for vassilissa


• done! sharp_tongue wrote Snape darkens Draco's hair to make him less conspicuous; Snape's now horrified that Draco looks like... for heidi8


• done! shocolate wrote Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione. The girls discuss certain shortcomings in their relationships. for ctorres


• done! slash_a_holic wrote Skateboarding reality show on which Snape, Neville, and Tonks are the contestants. for florahart


• done! by _almagitana | slytherin_heart will write Bertha Jorkins was the gossip queen of her time - oh, the things she must have seen. for safebox


• done! by she_universe | slytherincesss will write James/Narcissa, wedding night. (This is open to interpretation...) for littledust


• done! by mayhap | smilevampy will write "Marshmallow chess makes me masticate." for slytherin_heart


• done! snakeling wrote McGonagall harbors a secret passion. for valis2


• done! snapetoy wrote Arthur Weasley, inappropriate use of a Hoover for alchemine


• done! sor_bet wrote Severus Snape meets a relative he never knew he had. for bethbethbeth


• done! sparrohawk wrote Ron/Draco - "Born again from the rhythm screaming down from Heaven" (Jeff Buckley, 'Mojo Pin') for tarie


• done! srichard wrote One student, blossoming into maturity, makes Dumbledore desperate to break his self-imposed 'fast'. for ts_marked


• done! st_aurafina wrote Remus - dirty fantasies for thunderemerald


• done! subcon_ruler wrote Bellatrix, fluff, and gen for dramedy


• done! sullacat wrote Minerva McGonagall decides to give Snape a birthday surprise. for zadcat


• done! tarie wrote Snape/Harry. Harry finds Snape's pacifier/dummy. NO mpreg. for gnomad


• done! tboy wrote An unexpected visitor stalks the halls of Hogwarts. Neville investigates. for jedilora


• done! telepwen wrote A drabble containing the phrase: "Cheer up Emo squid." It can be about anything just use that phrase for finmagik (also done! by helzebel)


• done! themadfish drew Snape finds out what his Animagus form is, to his horror. for ziasudra_fic


• done! thunderemerald wrote Remus/Tonks. Remus's PWS (pre-werewolf syndrome) is MUCH worse than Tonks's PMS. for gmth


• done! ts_marked wrote Harry Potter, rock GOD. for marksykins


• done! underlucius wrote Lucius thinks about his life while in Azkaban. for aphephobia


• done! by pushdragon, done! by ziasudra_fic, done! by sor_bet | unlikely2 will write Aurors on a tea break for lilacsigil


• done! valis2 wrote Tae Bo Molly! for kalieris


• done! vassilissa wrote "Male vs. Female Eggplant - Are Eggplants Sexy?" - Harry, Hermione, and Ron, gen or slash. Unrated. for themadfish


• done! velvetmouse wrote Dumbledore has his portrait painted for a_t_rain


• done! verstehen wrote Polyjuice furry: the most dangerous hobby. for chriskarate


• done! vivien529 wrote Snape/Lily for pandarus


• done! voldycheese wrote Harry, Luna, 'creative' ways to color easter eggs, getting caught in the act for legomymalfoy


• done! waterbird wrote Hagrid teaches Lavender Brown the rudiments of ballroom dancing for dolorous_ett


• done! waxbean wrote Draco misses his father. for amanuensis1


• done! webbapettigrew wrote Snape/Pomfrey, sheets, "Oh, Severus, I hope this never ends!" for peppery_lime


• done! wrestlingdog wrote A Death Eater slumber party, complete with hair-doing, Truth-Or-Dare-ing, and of course, gossip. for subcon_ruler


• done! wyomingnot wrote Metamorph into a man, Voldemort gets a tan, Oh la la, Bus-Driver Stan - Why? Because we can can can. for voldycheese


• done! archon_mentha wrote Padfoot/Hermione. sleep-walking. for waxbean


• done! xylodemon wrote Properly mastered, Inferi can be put to creative use around the home & workplace. Illustrate. for pushdragon


• done! zadcat wrote Minerva McGonagall, ball of yarn, catnip for egyptian_moon


• done! ziasudra_fic wrote Snape/Harry - The Duelling Club for maeglinyedi

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Links: Cat's Birthday Drabblethon 2005, Cat's Birthday Drabblethon 2004, pictures of the cats.