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- done! a_t_rain wrote Snape. McGonagall. Anchovies. Honey. And a student's misunderstanding of a spell. Must be G rated. for velvetmouse
- done! gnomad wrote James/Harry. The worst most embarrassing case of mistaken identity in the history of the universe. for nimori
- done! agnes_bean wrote Characters appreciating (or attempting to appreciate) poetry of any kind. for knitmeapony
- done! by sor_bet | alchemine will write "OK, magic boy, let's see who you really are." - Edgar Bergen for das_kabinett
- done! amanuensis1 wrote Severus Snape, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black and Lucius Malfoy walk into a bar... for
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- done! by juice817 | auxelle will write Snape/Percy, fingers for snakeling
- done! bethbethbeth wrote It involves all Houses, is designed to be mind-blowing, & Slytherin is disqualified for lack of style for csi_tokyo3
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- done! bribitribbit wrote Neville brushes Luna's hair. for j_lunatic
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- done! coffee_n_cocoa wrote Luna Lovegood and Neville Longbottom and the naughty cake. for schmoo999
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- done! catherinecookmn wrote The nastiest thing ever to have happened on the Hogwarts staff room table for sparrohawk
- done! catrinella wrote Harry mistakes Padma for Parvati, starts talking dirty to her, she talks dirtier to him back for plaidphoenix
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- done! corvidae9 wrote Het pairing of your choice, female dies and male attempts to bring her back as an Inferius -humour for redcoast
- done! littledust wrote When owls take over the school, who will save the day? Must involve a duck named Puddles. for telepwen
- done! csi_tokyo3 wrote Draco/Luna - Just use these three words ->> triangle, pierce, catastrophe for nightfalltwen
- done! ctorres wrote Pansy/Luna: consensual, kinky fun. post Hogwarts for tehlils
- done! das_kabinett wrote James/Sirius, watching Remus sleep it off. Bonus for kind mention of Peter. for corvidae9
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- done! dolorous_ett wrote Young Tom Riddle figures out the anagram that will change his life with "help" from Peeves. for vivien529
- done! egyptian_moon wrote Hermione, Trelawney, Firenze, Rita. Surprise discovery. At night, bubble-blowing and bribes. for helzebel
- done! ehnel wrote “What you hope is beneath your skin/is beneath your skin” (Quote from Frank O'Hara (poet)) for agnes_bean
- done! ella_bane wrote Sirius/Ron - 'hide and seek' for fluffyllama
- done! ellid wrote McGonagall's biscuit tin/Dumbledore's Lemon Drops for sealgair
- done! erised1810 wrote Remus/Umbridge pairing, however you like. for wrestlingdog
- done! fairycake wrote A funeral full of pomp and circumstance for Trevor the Toad. for coffee_n_cocoa
- done! pushdragon wrote All signs point to a wereferret loose in Hogwarts... but who? for khriskin
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- done! finmagik wrote skeletal for hibernater
- done! florahart wrote Narcissa/Molly Weasley - the real reason Molly likes to be called 'Mollywobbles' for flosspyromaniac
- done! flosspyromaniac wrote Theodore Nott, bat caves, and annoying stalkers named Malfoy. for fairycake
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- done! gehayi wrote Regulus Black is not R.A.B, someone else is. for furiosity
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- done! hibernater wrote Animal!Harry has trouble communicating. (Either animagus or transfiguration ok) for fyre_bird
- done! hilarita wrote Albus/Snape - the one where Albus tells Snape that he may have to kill him one day for underlucius
- done! incognito wrote Zacharias Smith/Lavender Brown and a Gryffindor tie, NC17 rated! for monifieth
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- done! khriskin wrote A first year's birthday party. The theme: "A Very Muggle Birthday." Marvin the Magician optional. for bribitribbit
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- done! knitmeapony wrote Ship: Ern Prang/Great Auntie Muriel. Keywords: ballet, wig, dog. Setting: stormy night, Hog's Head for caboca
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- done! lilacsigil wrote Percy Weasley's getting married for bizarity
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- done! luthien wrote Cat in the rain. for unlikely2
- done! maeglinyedi wrote One of the trio visits the underworld/land of the dead/whatever to seek answers. for lucypevensie
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- done! tehlils wrote What is fair in men passes away, but not so in art. -Leonardo da Vinci for pauraque
- done! manic1066 wrote "That," said Snape, "is the very last time I let you near my copy of 'Hexes Most Fowle'." for zoepaleologa
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- done! moreteadk wrote HG/SS, in which one of the pair discovers that the other has an unusual talent. for mmyrtle
- done! nightfalltwen wrote Minerva/Pansy--"With that name, you're not very thoughtful, are you?" for srichard
- done! nimori wrote What is done out of love always takes place beyond good and evil. for sullacat
- done! pandarus wrote Snape(/Harry if you like), He came unto his own, and his own received him not for atrata
- done! pauraque wrote Harry/Remus. Tupperware. Timing. Tenacity. for wyomingnot
- done! peppery_lime wrote post-GoF, Hermione visits Viktor for erised1810
- done! plaidphoenix wrote Luna/Harry. 'It's amazing what velocity can do' - A Boy and His Machine Gun, Matthew Good for verstehen
- done! quizzicalsphinx wrote Hogwarts closes and McGonagall, distraught, moves in with Mrs. Figg as one of her cats. McG/Petunia for _hannelore
- done! redcoast wrote Vampire not allowed to join the Death Eaters for gileonnen
- done! schmoo999 wrote Draco and Hermione bond over their love of Hogwarts, A History. In the BDSM sense. for causeways
- done! scribbulus_ink wrote "Odio et amo: quare id faciam fortasse requiris. Nescio, sed fieri sentio et excrucior." for brightsun301
- done! scribophile wrote Draco/Hermione fluff, black coffee for moreteadk
- done! sealgair wrote Hermione, books, platypus. Do what you will! for arianadawnhawk
- done! senji wrote Between two wars: a potion, a promise and Aunt Petunia for waterbird
- done! sevs_girl72 wrote Hospital/medical themes, set at St Mungo's for vassilissa
- done! sharp_tongue wrote Snape darkens Draco's hair to make him less conspicuous; Snape's now horrified that Draco looks like... for
- done! shocolate wrote Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione. The girls discuss certain shortcomings in their relationships. for ctorres
- done! slash_a_holic wrote Skateboarding reality show on which Snape, Neville, and Tonks are the contestants. for florahart
- done! by _almagitana | slytherin_heart will write Bertha Jorkins was the gossip queen of her time - oh, the things she must have seen. for safebox
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- done! by mayhap | smilevampy will write "Marshmallow chess makes me masticate." for slytherin_heart
- done! snakeling wrote McGonagall harbors a secret passion. for valis2
- done! snapetoy wrote Arthur Weasley, inappropriate use of a Hoover for alchemine
- done! sor_bet wrote Severus Snape meets a relative he never knew he had. for bethbethbeth
- done! sparrohawk wrote Ron/Draco - "Born again from the rhythm screaming down from Heaven" (Jeff Buckley, 'Mojo Pin') for tarie
- done! srichard wrote One student, blossoming into maturity, makes Dumbledore desperate to break his self-imposed 'fast'. for ts_marked
- done! st_aurafina wrote Remus - dirty fantasies for thunderemerald
- done! subcon_ruler wrote Bellatrix, fluff, and gen for dramedy
- done! sullacat wrote Minerva McGonagall decides to give Snape a birthday surprise. for zadcat
- done! tarie wrote Snape/Harry. Harry finds Snape's pacifier/dummy. NO mpreg. for gnomad
- done! tboy wrote An unexpected visitor stalks the halls of Hogwarts. Neville investigates. for jedilora
- done! telepwen wrote A drabble containing the phrase: "Cheer up Emo squid." It can be about anything just use that phrase for finmagik (also done! by helzebel)
- done! themadfish drew Snape finds out what his Animagus form is, to his horror. for ziasudra_fic
- done! thunderemerald wrote Remus/Tonks. Remus's PWS (pre-werewolf syndrome) is MUCH worse than Tonks's PMS. for gmth
- done! ts_marked wrote Harry Potter, rock GOD. for marksykins
- done! underlucius wrote Lucius thinks about his life while in Azkaban. for
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- done! valis2 wrote Tae Bo Molly! for kalieris
- done! vassilissa wrote "Male vs. Female Eggplant - Are Eggplants Sexy?" - Harry, Hermione, and Ron, gen or slash. Unrated. for themadfish
- done! velvetmouse wrote Dumbledore has his portrait painted for a_t_rain
- done! verstehen wrote Polyjuice furry: the most dangerous hobby. for chriskarate
- done! vivien529 wrote Snape/Lily for pandarus
- done! voldycheese wrote Harry, Luna, 'creative' ways to color easter eggs, getting caught in the act for legomymalfoy
- done! waterbird wrote Hagrid teaches Lavender Brown the rudiments of ballroom dancing for dolorous_ett
- done! waxbean wrote Draco misses his father. for amanuensis1
- done! webbapettigrew wrote Snape/Pomfrey, sheets, "Oh, Severus, I hope this never ends!" for peppery_lime
- done! wrestlingdog wrote A Death Eater slumber party, complete with hair-doing, Truth-Or-Dare-ing, and of course, gossip. for subcon_ruler
- done! wyomingnot wrote Metamorph into a man, Voldemort gets a tan, Oh la la, Bus-Driver Stan - Why? Because we can can can. for voldycheese
- done! archon_mentha wrote Padfoot/Hermione. sleep-walking. for waxbean
- done! xylodemon wrote Properly mastered, Inferi can be put to creative use around the home & workplace. Illustrate. for pushdragon
- done! zadcat wrote Minerva McGonagall, ball of yarn, catnip for egyptian_moon
- done! ziasudra_fic wrote Snape/Harry - The Duelling Club for maeglinyedi
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Recipient: (the person you're writing for)- Then you may post your drabble anywhere else you like, of course.
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Word count: (100, ideally, but we won't be strict about it because cats can't count to a hundred;)
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- Art instead of writing is okay. You decide what the art equivalent of 100 words is.
- You have 24 hours to write: from midnight April 16 to midnight April 17, British time. [What time is it over there now?] Any prompts still unwritten by then will become available as an open challenge for anyone.
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April 15 2006, 23:23:47 UTC 6 years ago
I will - as soon as someone tells me what the heck it means. ;) I'd google a tranlation site, but I don't really trust those to get the subtleties right, and I'd hate to write a drabble equivalent of "all your base belong to us".
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April 15 2006, 23:33:11 UTC 6 years ago
Prompt: Narcissa/Molly Weasley - the real reason Molly likes to be called 'Mollywobbles'
Word count: 100
Rating: attempted rape.
Narcissa was cold even then, Molly remembers. Cold enough to corner her downstairs, to push her against chill walls and cast the charm of arousal, to strip her bare and try to make her come, using only fingers, eyes and will.
And then Arthur was there, enraged at the girl, and soft with Molly, patient later with her quivering chin and shuddering sobs. "Miss Molly wobbles," he'd said gently.
The word reminds her of him as her knight, not of the sobs that preceded; every time he says it, she smiles. Which is why he still says it, she knows.
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April 15 2006, 23:34:38 UTC 6 years ago
Recipient: [Bad username: âverstehenâ]
Prompt: Luna/Harry. 'It's amazing what velocity can do' - A Boy and His Machine Gun, Matthew Good
Word Count: 112
Rating: PG-13 for mention of nudity and sex.
“Harry,” Luna purred.
“Hmmm?” Harry muttered as he slumbered in his bed.
“Harry, take me flying!” Luna whispered.
“Now? You want to go flying now?” Harry managed to say through his drowsiness. “Luna, we’re starkers!”
“Yes, it’s amazing what velocity can do!” Luna said with a laugh.
“Let me see if I’ve got this right,” Harry said as he reached for his glasses. “You want to go flying, in the middle of the night, naked.”
“Why not?” Luna smirked. “We make love in the middle of the night, naked.”
“You’re crazy, Luna,” Harry laughed.
“And your point is?” Luna inquired.
“That I’m just as crazy as you are!” Harry answered. “Let’s go!”
April 15 2006, 23:37:19 UTC 6 years ago
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April 15 2006, 23:36:34 UTC 6 years ago
"Can you hear me now?"
Recipient:Prompt: "Can you hear me now?"
Word count: 150
Rating: G
Note: Thanks to
They were eating sandwiches at a London Pret a Manger when Hermione's mobile rang -- a shrill sound reminiscent of some classical melody. Ron, as was his custom, nearly jumped out of his chair. Rolling her eyes at him, Hermione pushed the "talk" button.
"Hi, Mum," she said to the phone. "Fine. What? No! Are you serious?" She got up, waved her hand vaguely at the window, and then walked outside.
Ron turned to Harry. "I still say those things are dangerous. I mean, how do you really know who's speaking on the other end?"
Harry shrugged, nonplussed, and ate his sandwich. Muggle technology was preposterous to wizards, magic was preposterous to Muggles. It was one of those eternal things you weren't supposed to question.
"Can you hear me now?" came Hermione's voice from the street. "How about now?"
Ron looked smug. "See? That's never a problem with Floo powder."
April 15 2006, 23:41:54 UTC 6 years ago
Re: "Can you hear me now?"
♥I can totally see Hermione on a cell phone. XD
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April 15 2006, 23:37:12 UTC 6 years ago
Prompt: The Sorting Hat is evil.
Word count: 100
Rating: G; Harry Potter/Dracula/Bible/Norse Mythology/Highlander crossover. =)
Immortality has one major drawback: boredom.
Vampires take an interest in real estate to pass time; gods have the ultimate battle between good and evil to anticipate; even immortal Scotsmen use the centuries to cultivate devastating swordsmanship.
An immortal hat, on the other hand, can't call a real estate agent, battle a devil, or even lift a sword. In fact, the Sorting Hat can only read minds and compose irritating songs.
But immortals must do something to pass the time.
If that something is manipulating generations of wizards in one long game for one's own amusement, well. So be it.
April 16 2006, 00:34:50 UTC 6 years ago
Lovely response to the prompt.
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April 15 2006, 23:40:13 UTC 6 years ago
for helzebel
In honor of the Cat's Birthday HP Drabblethon III, I give you 3 drabbles. Hope that's alright!!!Recipient: helzebel
Prompt: Hermione, Trelawney, Firenze, Rita. Surprise discovery. At night, bubble-blowing and bribes.
Word count: 171
Rating: R, possible bestiality
Once again, Hermione was unable to sleep. She tried pacing in her room but, after waking one of her roommates, she headed for the hallways.
The halls were warm and Hermione immediately took off her robe.
What was that? Giggling? Laughter? Someone was having a party.
Hermione followed the sound to a doorway that was slightly ajar. Sneaking a peak through the crack, Hermione saw Professor Trelawney blowing bubbles with a large paddle that had holes in it. Hermione could barely see Rita. She was under Firenze, pleasuring him with her mouth.
Suddenly, the door was jerked open.
"Why, Hermione. Would you like to join us?" asked Professor Trelawney.
"Uh, uh, ummm.... No!" replied Hermione.
"Well, if you don't want to join us, then I must warn you that if you mention this to anyone, I will have to force you to give me ten spankings with this paddle," stated Professor Trelawney.
Hermione quickly headed to her room, hopped into bed, and fell asleep with dreams of paddles in her head.
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Recipient: helzebel
Prompt: Hermione, Trelawney, Firenze, Rita. Surprise discovery. At night, bubble-blowing and bribes.
Word count: 96
Rating:PG-13
"Professor Trelawny? Where...there you are! What are you doing in the Forbidden Forest at night? And why are you blowing bubbles?" asked Hermione.
"It helps me clear my inner eye, dear. And besides, Firenze is around, so it's perfectly safe. Why, there he is now," said Trelawny, as Firenze came into a clearing a few feet away, slightly distracted because someone was whispering in his ear.
And on his back, naked was "Rita?!!!" Hermione screamed.
Startled, Rita stopped her whispering to Firenze and gave Hermione a piercing glare.
"Alright Granger, how much to keep you quiet??"
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Recipient: helzebel
Prompt: Hermione, Trelawney, Firenze, Rita. Surprise discovery. At night, bubble-blowing and bribes.
Word count: 79
Rating: PG-13
Hermione hopped on Firenze's back. She always loved riding through the Forbidden Forest in the dark.
Up ahead, they heard voices. Through an opening in the clearing, they saw Professor Trelawney and Rita Skeeter dancing naked.
All of a sudden the bubble that Hermione was blowing with her chewing gum exploded into Firenze's mane.
The dancing women heard Firenze growl and walked over to him.
"Ok, Granger, we won't tell if you won't tell," Rita said with a grin.
April 15 2006, 23:47:31 UTC 6 years ago
Re: for helzebel
Eep! These stories are so wrong and so right at once! I seriously have to wonder what would happen if you expanded them. =)6 years ago
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April 16 2006, 00:12:53 UTC 6 years ago
Pardon me, but what's gen stand for? (I seriously apologize if that sounds really stupid. >__<;;) I sort-of need to know it to write the drabble. XD But I can't wait to do mine. Wheeeee.
April 16 2006, 00:27:28 UTC 6 years ago
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April 16 2006, 00:25:49 UTC 6 years ago
For csi_tokyo3
Recipient:Prompt: It involves all Houses, is designed to be mind-blowing, & Slytherin is disqualified for lack of style
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
A/N: Having little idea what "it" might be, I went for the cheap laugh. Also? I think I've just written pre-Draco/Hermione. I am so ashamed.
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The Very Secret House Cup
by Beth H.
© April 2006
For the first time ever, Ravenclaw came close to winning the Cup, but in the end, Gryffindor took First Place and were given the Merlin Prize for their creative use of Lubricating Charms.
Hufflepuff earned "Best Sportsmanship" for the thirty-first year running.
And what about Slytherin?
"Idiotic rules," Draco grumbled as Slytherin's enviable position in the standings disappeared into thin air. "Who knew the use of bodypaint was forbidden in the Nude Aerial Maneuvers?"
"And tassel twirling," Pansy huffed. "Who decided that should be one of the required elements?"
Draco glanced across the dimly-lit Hall at Granger, then shrugged...unconvincingly.
April 16 2006, 00:37:49 UTC 6 years ago
Re: For csi_tokyo3
OMG that's TOO creative. ^_^6 years ago
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April 16 2006, 00:27:27 UTC 6 years ago
Prompt: Severus Snape, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black and Lucius Malfoy walk into a bar...
Word count: 100
Rating: NC-17
"So a werewolf, a Death Eater, a spy, and an animagus walk into a bar--"
"Oh, you've already bollixed it up. It's two Death Eaters--"
"Mate, you want to tell it, it's all yours."
"Bugger that, I only like the dirty ones."
"It's dirty the way I tell it."
"Yeah? How's it end?"
"The werewolf eats the Death Eater..."
"'S not very dirty."
"...and the Death Eater says, 'Not so much tooth next time, you cur.'"
"Pffft."
"And the animagus licks the spy's balls. Then his own, just 'cos he can."
"You're buying the next round, you know."
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April 16 2006, 00:31:40 UTC 6 years ago
Prompt: Padfoot/Hermione. sleep-walking
Word Count: 100 (not counting title)
Rating: NC-17 for beastiality and oral sex
There may be more of these later, if that isn't against the rules. ^__^
Oral Fixation
Invisible braces, retainers… For as long as she could remember, Hermione'd had something or other in her mouth constantly.
Almost a year had passed since Pomphrey had fixed her teeth, but Hermione still had trouble falling asleep without having anything to poke with her tongue, or to suck on, or to stroke inside her slick mouth.
She was therefore not entirely surprised to wake up one night in the room next to hers with her lips wrapped tightly around a very happy Padfoot's canine cock..
'Oh well,' she thought and glanced at Buckbeak, sleeping nearby, 'It could have been worse.'
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April 16 2006, 00:42:58 UTC 6 years ago
Prompt: Minerva McGonagall, ball of yarn, catnip
Word count: 90
Rating: G
Nobody noticed Snape taking a pinch of green herbs from his pocket and slipping them into a nearby teacup at breakfast. But when Minerva McGonagall came in and sat down, then leapt to her feet and madly chased the ball of yarn Snape flung across the dais, all the while yowling vigorously, the whole school broke into spontaneous applause.
"Ten Galleons," Snape said quietly to Professor Flitwick. After all, he had to earn back the gold he'd had to pay Minerva when Gryffindor whomped Slytherin in the Quidditch final again.
April 16 2006, 01:02:17 UTC 6 years ago
OMG, that was soooo perfect. Just what I had in mind.
Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!!
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April 16 2006, 00:45:42 UTC 6 years ago
Prompt: When owls take over the school, who will save the day? Must involve a duck named Puddles.
Word count: 156
Rating: G
"Owls," Draco said glumly. "It had to be owls."
"You're the one always carping about how the Boy Who Lived gets to do everything," Pansy snapped, brushing feathers out of her hair. "Now's the chance to fix the mess some idiot made of Hogwarts."
"Well, this isn't very dignified!" Draco's outraged gesture took in the entire Great Hall, which looked now more like a glorified owl roost. "Where are Crabbe and Goyle? I want them to do it for me."
Pansy rolled her eyes. "Goyle eloped with Longbottom, you remember. Something about Trevor the Toad and Puddles the Duck."
"What, bestiality?"
"Don't ask me to explain it."
"And Crabbe?"
"Detention with McGonagall."
Bloody Gryffindors, always foiling his brilliant plans. Nonetheless, Draco simply had to step up and save Hogwarts. He was better than Harry Potter any day of the week. He squared his shoulders.
"Shoo!" he shouted to no effect, waving his arms at the owls.
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April 16 2006, 00:47:57 UTC 6 years ago
Prompt: Snape. McGonagall. Anchovies. Honey. And a student's misunderstanding of a spell. Must be G rated.
Word Count Umm ... 285. (I never really got the hang of drabbles.)
Rating: G
At first, Severus hadn’t minded that the Headmistress seemed to be channeling the spirit of her predecessor. The old Minerva McGonagall would have pressed charges for Professor Dumbledore’s murder, even though Dumbledore had asked him to do it; the new one merely listened to his story in silence and remarked that Hogwarts would always give shelter to those in trouble. She also insisted that he return to the Potions position, as Slughorn had Transfigured himself into an armchair again, but at the time Severus had been grateful enough to agree to anything.
He changed his mind less than a week after the beginning of the new term, when he encountered Cathy Macmillan and her execrable attempt at a Cake-Frosting Potion. She said she was attempting buttercream with a note of honey, but both the cooking spells and the frosting had gone disastrously wrong. Severus resented the fact that he was expected to teach cooking spells at all, but McGonagall had insisted on that, too. She’d developed a sweet tooth of late, as well as an irritating twinkle in the eyes, and she had even swapped her squarish spectacles for half-moon ones. Next thing you knew, Severus thought sourly, she would take to wearing a false beard. It was clearly up to him to halt the insanity and restore her to her normal flinty self before it was too late.
Feeling malicious, Severus relieved the Macmillan girl of the plate of cakes and left them in the staff room, where he lurked in the shadows and awaited his victim.
McGonagall helped herself to a cake, settled into the depths of the armchair-that-was-Slughorn and took a bite.
“Alas,” she said in a mellow and meditative voice. “Anchovies!”
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April 16 2006, 00:48:30 UTC 6 years ago
Prompt: Minerva McGonagall decides to give Snape a birthday surprise.
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Sirius thought it funny a half-blood mongrel like Snape landed in Slytherin. He spent inordinate amounts of time plotting, making Snape miserable. Minerva believed he envied the boy.
When Severus turned twelve that January, there was no package winging its way to him, no owls bearing cards and sweets. Minerva felt she shouldn’t interfere with students outside her house.
She could, however, interfere with her own.
The sight of Black and that Potter kid hauling firewood to the castle that cold night made Snape happier than he had been since that Hat put him with snakes, and not eagles.
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April 16 2006, 01:16:58 UTC 6 years ago
Prompt: Snape/Harry - The Duelling Club
Word Count: 100
Rating: Text, PG-13; subtext depends on your imagination ;)
Professor Snape narrowed his eyes when Professor Potter showed up to the new Duelling Club’s first meeting wearing nothing but his birthday suit.
The children screamed.
Thirty-four Obliviate’s and dismissals was hard work.
“I thought this was going to be a private club.”
No response.
“You said to bring nothing but my wand.”
Glare.
“You’re the one who broke the rules. You’ve two wands.”
“Potter…”
“And you didn’t mention anything about students –”
Professor Snape shut Professor Potter up the only way he knew how. If Professor Potter wanted to duel with that wand, Professor Snape smirked, so be it.
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April 16 2006, 01:21:18 UTC 6 years ago
Prompt: Hogwarts closes and McGonagall, distraught, moves in with Mrs. Figg as one of her cats. McG/Petunia
Word count: 100!
Rating: G
Petunia's eye opened a crack, only to be greeted by the alarm-clock's accusation of 2.30. Rolling over, she nudged her husband's broad back with an elbow. Below, the yowling in the neighbour’s garden went on.
'Vernon!' Petunia hissed, 'get up! They're at it again!'
Her husband snuffled, then dropped back to his gentle snore. Incensed, Petunia swung her feet to the chill floor, found her slippers, and set off downstairs.
'Blasted woman,' she muttered as she flung wide the back door and paused long enough to unroll the garden hose. Spray-gun in hand like a woman intent on committing murder, she stalked across the frosty garden to the rear fence. 'File a complaint . . . RSPCA . . . all hours . . . stupid strays . . . '
Petunia reached the hose as high as she could over the fence and fired off a single icy blast.
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Recipient:
Prompt: "McGonagall's biscuit tin/Dumbledore's lemon drops"
Word count: 100
Rating: G, and HBP-compliant.
Minerva didn't cry during the funeral. There were too many people depending on her.
She didn’t cry during the meeting with the Board of Governors. She had to show them she was strong enough to rebuild the school in spite of the tragedy.
She didn't cry when she cleaned out Severus' quarters, not even when she found the spell-locked diary showing that Albus, damn him, had all ordered Severus to kill him.
The tears came when she cleaned out Albus' desk and found a half-empty packet of sherbet lemons, tucked neatly into the biscuit tin she'd given him last Christmas.
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April 16 2006, 01:32:46 UTC 6 years ago
Prompt: Draco/Hermione fluff, black coffee
Word count: 100
Rating: G
Draco’s face was petulant as he flung the empty carton at Hermione. “There’s no bloody creamer! Why didn’t you get some?”
“Why didn’t you?” she replied, not taking her eyes off the morning paper. “It’s your creamer, not mine.”
Muttering resentfully, Draco poured a mug of the steaming black brew and stared at it. “It’ll be too bitter.”
Hermione rolled her eyes. “Why don’t you just try it and stop complaining?”
He sipped tentatively. It didn’t seem to harm him, so he took a larger gulp. When Draco looked up, Hermione raised the paper to hide her smirk.
Bloody know-it-all.
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April 16 2006, 01:47:02 UTC 6 years ago
Prompt: Neville brushes Luna's hair.
Word count: 104
Rating: G
Luna sat next to him in the library. She held a brush in her hands, and held it out for him to take, which he did (though reluctantly). "Would you like to brush my hair?" she asked.
Neville frowned. He had never brushed a girl's hair before. Indeed, if he approached any other girl with any kind of hairbrush in his hands, that girl would run from him in fear of split ends and eternally tangled hair. Nonetheless, he took the brush from her, and, standing behind her, ran it through her long, blonde hair.
She turned and flashed a bright smile at him.
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April 16 2006, 01:58:25 UTC 6 years ago
for sevs_girl72
Recipient:Prompt: # Snape has an obsessive affinity for flamingoes.
Word Count: 100 exactly
Rating: G
"I have to do what to defeat Voldemort?!?" asked Harry incredulously.
"The flamingo animagus is your destiny, Potter," said Snape, his voice full of strange excitement, "though I don't expect you to appreciate the honor. You'll hide among the colony, performing the traditional courtship displays. I'll teach them all to you, of course – the wing-salute, the head-flag, the twist-preen. Then, when he comes to harvest the eggs for the potion, you strike!"
"How, exactly?"
"Ah," said Snape, raising a knowing eyebrow. "A subtle beast, the flamingo. You'll know, when the time comes. I suspect your coloring may do him in."
April 16 2006, 02:01:06 UTC 6 years ago
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April 16 2006, 01:58:29 UTC 6 years ago
Prompt: All signs point to a wereferret loose in Hogwarts... but who?
Word court: 100
Rating: Mild R for schlock horror
An eyeball trailed slowly down the gore-splattered wall and dropped.
"It's Voldemort," Hermione whispered. "Trying to distract you from the Horcruxes."
Harry bent over a severed arm that was wedged into the Restricted Section. "No." His eyes narrowed. "It's Malfoy. He's been hiding here since last year. He's a were-ferret. This was his first human kill."
Ron glanced despairingly at Hermione.
"Harry mate, where do I start? Ferrets are tiny."
"Fast though. Vicious. Teeth like razors. It's Malfoy all right."
Hermione sighed.
Far below, Draco licked blood out of his fur philosophically. It was true. They did taste like chicken.
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April 16 2006, 02:01:23 UTC 6 years ago
Prompt: Fenrir wants a taste
Word count: 120
Rating: PG-ish, I guess.
"Something smells good." Greyback sniffed appreciatively at Draco's neck as Draco gave the contents of the pot another stir. "What's that you're making?"
"Stew," Draco replied. Being the youngest Death Eater had its disadvantages; they treated him like a house-elf. "Want to t-taste?" Repressing a shudder, he dipped a spoon into the pot and held it up for Greyback to sample.
"Nah. Don't like silver." Draco could hear the leer in Greyback's voice. "Here," he added, poking one dirty finger into the pot. "This way's better." Greyback ran his finger along the side of Draco's neck and licked the trail of stew away with the flat of his tongue. "Delicious," he whispered, his lips lingering lightly on Draco's crawling skin.
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April 16 2006, 02:02:06 UTC 6 years ago
Prompt: The nastiest thing ever to have happened on the Hogwarts staff room table
Word count: 140-odd
Rating: G
"Oh, dear me, Severus."
"No, Minerva. 'Dear me' is what you say when you put too many lumps of sugar in your tea. This deserves somewhat stronger language."
"Will it come off?"
"I've used up half my supply of Bundimun extract on it and it hasn't so much as been dented."
"Countercurses don't work on it?"
"Do you think I haven't tried every single spell I know on it, Minerva?"
"Let me try Transfiguring it... Blast! It won't let me Transfigure it!"
"That settles it, then," said Dumbledore, who had entered the staff room behind them. "We'll just have to get a new table. After I exorcise Peeves from the castle, of course."
"Nasty thing," Minerva spat out. "I'm not sure I want to know what he was doing on top of the table."
"You probably don't," replied Severus, shuddering. "I certainly don't."
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April 16 2006, 02:10:05 UTC 6 years ago
For clwshorty01
Recipient:Prompt: Ron and Hermione study human anatomy and find practical lessons in each other. Any rating.
Word Count: 125
Rating: G/PG
Ron threw his wand down in disgust. "How can I make spells with these if I can't even say the words?"
Hermione sighed patiently. "And that is why we're studying them, Ron. Now, look at the chart again."
The two had been studying human skeletons and muscles in order to learn how to heal in case of injury. And with Death Eater attacks increasing every day, it was important that they learned as much as possible.
"Pectoralis Major," Hermione recited. "Chest muscles which protect one's heart. Here." She took Ron’s hand and held it above her heart. "Think 'pectoralis major' because the heart is a major muscle too. See?"
Ron wondered if Hermione could hear his own heart thumping wildly. "Pec-pectoralis major," he repeated slowly.
April 16 2006, 02:12:29 UTC 6 years ago
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