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Cat's Birthday HP Drabblethon III
Sorted: 133 prompts. Blame the Cat(s).





Posting Instructions
- Post your drabble as a comment here.
- Before the drabble itself, please indicate...
Recipient: (the person you're writing for)
Prompt: (as given to you in this post)
Word count: (100, ideally, but we won't be strict about it because cats can't count to a hundred;)
Rating: (and warnings, if any)
- Then you may post your drabble anywhere else you like, of course.
- If you find your prompt confusing, go ask the person who made it up to explain.
- Art instead of writing is okay. You decide what the art equivalent of 100 words is.
- You have 24 hours to write: from midnight April 16 to midnight April 17, British time. [What time is it over there now?] Any prompts still unwritten by then will become available as an open challenge for anyone.

Readers welcome! Watch this space over the next 24 hours. :D

Links: Cat's Birthday Drabblethon 2005, Cat's Birthday Drabblethon 2004, pictures of the cats.



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[info]scribbulus_ink
2006-04-15 11:23 pm UTC (link)
scribbulus_ink will write "Odio et amo: quare id faciam fortasse requiris. Nescio, sed fieri sentio et excrucior." for brightsun301

I will - as soon as someone tells me what the heck it means. ;) I'd google a tranlation site, but I don't really trust those to get the subtleties right, and I'd hate to write a drabble equivalent of "all your base belong to us".

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[info]mctabby
2006-04-15 11:33 pm UTC (link)
Do you want me to post a separate request for translation, or will you post one in your journal, or is this request here enough?

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(Anonymous)
2006-04-15 11:24 pm UTC (link)
I know we were not supposed to request crossovers, but may we write crossovers if the recipient has listed them in their interests?

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[info]mctabby
2006-04-15 11:34 pm UTC (link)
Go ahead, Anonymous. The Recipient is free to complain if confused!

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[info]florahart
2006-04-15 11:33 pm UTC (link)
Recipient: flossypyromaniac
Prompt: Narcissa/Molly Weasley - the real reason Molly likes to be called 'Mollywobbles'
Word count: 100
Rating: attempted rape.

Narcissa was cold even then, Molly remembers. Cold enough to corner her downstairs, to push her against chill walls and cast the charm of arousal, to strip her bare and try to make her come, using only fingers, eyes and will.

And then Arthur was there, enraged at the girl, and soft with Molly, patient later with her quivering chin and shuddering sobs. "Miss Molly wobbles," he'd said gently.

The word reminds her of him as her knight, not of the sobs that preceded; every time he says it, she smiles. Which is why he still says it, she knows.

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[info]gileonnen
2006-04-15 11:44 pm UTC (link)
Oh . . . how creepy and how lovely. You've made "Mollywobbles" into a nickname without stigma, and that's a difficult and admirable feat in and of itself. =)

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[info]plaidphoenix
2006-04-15 11:34 pm UTC (link)
Title: Velocity
Recipient: [Bad username: ”verstehen”]
Prompt: Luna/Harry. 'It's amazing what velocity can do' - A Boy and His Machine Gun, Matthew Good
Word Count: 112
Rating: PG-13 for mention of nudity and sex.



“Harry,” Luna purred.

“Hmmm?” Harry muttered as he slumbered in his bed.

“Harry, take me flying!” Luna whispered.

“Now? You want to go flying now?” Harry managed to say through his drowsiness. “Luna, we’re starkers!”

“Yes, it’s amazing what velocity can do!” Luna said with a laugh.

“Let me see if I’ve got this right,” Harry said as he reached for his glasses. “You want to go flying, in the middle of the night, naked.”

“Why not?” Luna smirked. “We make love in the middle of the night, naked.”

“You’re crazy, Luna,” Harry laughed.

“And your point is?” Luna inquired.

“That I’m just as crazy as you are!” Harry answered. “Let’s go!”

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[info]plaidphoenix
2006-04-15 11:37 pm UTC (link)
Oops, screwed up the tag. It's for [info]verstehen

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"Can you hear me now?"
[info]furiosity
2006-04-15 11:36 pm UTC (link)
Recipient: [info]quizzicalsphinx
Prompt: "Can you hear me now?"
Word count: 150
Rating: G
Note: Thanks to [info]imadra_blue for looking this over.

They were eating sandwiches at a London Pret a Manger when Hermione's mobile rang -- a shrill sound reminiscent of some classical melody. Ron, as was his custom, nearly jumped out of his chair. Rolling her eyes at him, Hermione pushed the "talk" button.

"Hi, Mum," she said to the phone. "Fine. What? No! Are you serious?" She got up, waved her hand vaguely at the window, and then walked outside.

Ron turned to Harry. "I still say those things are dangerous. I mean, how do you really know who's speaking on the other end?"

Harry shrugged, nonplussed, and ate his sandwich. Muggle technology was preposterous to wizards, magic was preposterous to Muggles. It was one of those eternal things you weren't supposed to question.

"Can you hear me now?" came Hermione's voice from the street. "How about now?"

Ron looked smug. "See? That's never a problem with Floo powder."

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Re: "Can you hear me now?"
[info]imadra_blue
2006-04-15 11:41 pm UTC (link)


I can totally see Hermione on a cell phone. XD

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[info]gileonnen
2006-04-15 11:37 pm UTC (link)
Recipient: [info]marginaliana
Prompt: The Sorting Hat is evil.
Word count: 100
Rating: G; Harry Potter/Dracula/Bible/Norse Mythology/Highlander crossover. =)

Immortality has one major drawback: boredom.

Vampires take an interest in real estate to pass time; gods have the ultimate battle between good and evil to anticipate; even immortal Scotsmen use the centuries to cultivate devastating swordsmanship.

An immortal hat, on the other hand, can't call a real estate agent, battle a devil, or even lift a sword. In fact, the Sorting Hat can only read minds and compose irritating songs.

But immortals must do something to pass the time.

If that something is manipulating generations of wizards in one long game for one's own amusement, well. So be it.

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[info]espresso_addict
2006-04-16 12:34 am UTC (link)
An immortal hat, on the other hand, can't call a real estate agent, battle a devil, or even lift a sword.

Lovely response to the prompt.

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for helzebel
[info]egyptian_moon
2006-04-15 11:40 pm UTC (link)
In honor of the Cat's Birthday HP Drabblethon III, I give you 3 drabbles. Hope that's alright!!!



Recipient: helzebel
Prompt: Hermione, Trelawney, Firenze, Rita. Surprise discovery. At night, bubble-blowing and bribes.
Word count: 171
Rating: R, possible bestiality


Once again, Hermione was unable to sleep. She tried pacing in her room but, after waking one of her roommates, she headed for the hallways.

The halls were warm and Hermione immediately took off her robe.

What was that? Giggling? Laughter? Someone was having a party.

Hermione followed the sound to a doorway that was slightly ajar. Sneaking a peak through the crack, Hermione saw Professor Trelawney blowing bubbles with a large paddle that had holes in it. Hermione could barely see Rita. She was under Firenze, pleasuring him with her mouth.

Suddenly, the door was jerked open.

"Why, Hermione. Would you like to join us?" asked Professor Trelawney.

"Uh, uh, ummm.... No!" replied Hermione.

"Well, if you don't want to join us, then I must warn you that if you mention this to anyone, I will have to force you to give me ten spankings with this paddle," stated Professor Trelawney.

Hermione quickly headed to her room, hopped into bed, and fell asleep with dreams of paddles in her head.



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Recipient: helzebel
Prompt: Hermione, Trelawney, Firenze, Rita. Surprise discovery. At night, bubble-blowing and bribes.
Word count: 96
Rating:PG-13

"Professor Trelawny? Where...there you are! What are you doing in the Forbidden Forest at night? And why are you blowing bubbles?" asked Hermione.

"It helps me clear my inner eye, dear. And besides, Firenze is around, so it's perfectly safe. Why, there he is now," said Trelawny, as Firenze came into a clearing a few feet away, slightly distracted because someone was whispering in his ear.

And on his back, naked was "Rita?!!!" Hermione screamed.

Startled, Rita stopped her whispering to Firenze and gave Hermione a piercing glare.

"Alright Granger, how much to keep you quiet??"



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Recipient: helzebel
Prompt: Hermione, Trelawney, Firenze, Rita. Surprise discovery. At night, bubble-blowing and bribes.
Word count: 79
Rating: PG-13

Hermione hopped on Firenze's back. She always loved riding through the Forbidden Forest in the dark.

Up ahead, they heard voices. Through an opening in the clearing, they saw Professor Trelawney and Rita Skeeter dancing naked.

All of a sudden the bubble that Hermione was blowing with her chewing gum exploded into Firenze's mane.

The dancing women heard Firenze growl and walked over to him.

"Ok, Granger, we won't tell if you won't tell," Rita said with a grin.

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Re: for helzebel
[info]gileonnen
2006-04-15 11:47 pm UTC (link)
Eep! These stories are so wrong and so right at once! I seriously have to wonder what would happen if you expanded them. =)

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[info]subcon_ruler
2006-04-16 12:12 am UTC (link)
[info]subcon_ruler will write Bellatrix, fluff, and gen for [info]dramedy

Pardon me, but what's gen stand for? (I seriously apologize if that sounds really stupid. >__<;;) I sort-of need to know it to write the drabble. XD But I can't wait to do mine. Wheeeee.

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[info]florahart
2006-04-16 12:27 am UTC (link)
gen= general, that is, not-shippy. Not relationshippy.

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[info]bethbethbeth
2006-04-16 12:25 am UTC (link)
Recipient: [info]csi_tokyo3
Prompt: It involves all Houses, is designed to be mind-blowing, & Slytherin is disqualified for lack of style
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
A/N: Having little idea what "it" might be, I went for the cheap laugh. Also? I think I've just written pre-Draco/Hermione. I am so ashamed.


***

The Very Secret House Cup
by Beth H.
© April 2006

For the first time ever, Ravenclaw came close to winning the Cup, but in the end, Gryffindor took First Place and were given the Merlin Prize for their creative use of Lubricating Charms.

Hufflepuff earned "Best Sportsmanship" for the thirty-first year running.

And what about Slytherin?

"Idiotic rules," Draco grumbled as Slytherin's enviable position in the standings disappeared into thin air. "Who knew the use of bodypaint was forbidden in the Nude Aerial Maneuvers?"

"And tassel twirling," Pansy huffed. "Who decided that should be one of the required elements?"

Draco glanced across the dimly-lit Hall at Granger, then shrugged...unconvincingly.

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[info]amanuensis1
2006-04-16 12:37 am UTC (link)
OMG that's TOO creative. ^_^

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[info]amanuensis1
2006-04-16 12:27 am UTC (link)
Recipient: [info]dragonqueen666
Prompt: Severus Snape, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black and Lucius Malfoy walk into a bar...
Word count: 100
Rating: NC-17


"So a werewolf, a Death Eater, a spy, and an animagus walk into a bar--"

"Oh, you've already bollixed it up. It's two Death Eaters--"

"Mate, you want to tell it, it's all yours."

"Bugger that, I only like the dirty ones."

"It's dirty the way I tell it."

"Yeah? How's it end?"

"The werewolf eats the Death Eater..."

"'S not very dirty."

"...and the Death Eater says, 'Not so much tooth next time, you cur.'"

"Pffft."

"And the animagus licks the spy's balls. Then his own, just 'cos he can."

"You're buying the next round, you know."

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[info]florahart
2006-04-16 12:28 am UTC (link)
Aaaaahahahahahahahha. *loves*

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[info]archon_mentha
2006-04-16 12:31 am UTC (link)
Recipient: [info]waxbean
Prompt: Padfoot/Hermione. sleep-walking
Word Count: 100 (not counting title)
Rating: NC-17 for beastiality and oral sex

There may be more of these later, if that isn't against the rules. ^__^

Oral Fixation

Invisible braces, retainers… For as long as she could remember, Hermione'd had something or other in her mouth constantly.

Almost a year had passed since Pomphrey had fixed her teeth, but Hermione still had trouble falling asleep without having anything to poke with her tongue, or to suck on, or to stroke inside her slick mouth.

She was therefore not entirely surprised to wake up one night in the room next to hers with her lips wrapped tightly around a very happy Padfoot's canine cock..

'Oh well,' she thought and glanced at Buckbeak, sleeping nearby, 'It could have been worse.'

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[info]amanuensis1
2006-04-16 12:36 am UTC (link)
Bwah ha ha, too good!

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[info]zadcat
2006-04-16 12:42 am UTC (link)
Recipient: [info]egyptian_moon
Prompt: Minerva McGonagall, ball of yarn, catnip
Word count: 90
Rating: G

Nobody noticed Snape taking a pinch of green herbs from his pocket and slipping them into a nearby teacup at breakfast. But when Minerva McGonagall came in and sat down, then leapt to her feet and madly chased the ball of yarn Snape flung across the dais, all the while yowling vigorously, the whole school broke into spontaneous applause.

"Ten Galleons," Snape said quietly to Professor Flitwick. After all, he had to earn back the gold he'd had to pay Minerva when Gryffindor whomped Slytherin in the Quidditch final again.

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[info]egyptian_moon
2006-04-16 01:02 am UTC (link)
*is dead*

OMG, that was soooo perfect. Just what I had in mind.

Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!!

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[info]littledust
2006-04-16 12:45 am UTC (link)
Recipient: [info]telepwen
Prompt: When owls take over the school, who will save the day? Must involve a duck named Puddles.
Word count: 156
Rating: G

"Owls," Draco said glumly. "It had to be owls."

"You're the one always carping about how the Boy Who Lived gets to do everything," Pansy snapped, brushing feathers out of her hair. "Now's the chance to fix the mess some idiot made of Hogwarts."

"Well, this isn't very dignified!" Draco's outraged gesture took in the entire Great Hall, which looked now more like a glorified owl roost. "Where are Crabbe and Goyle? I want them to do it for me."

Pansy rolled her eyes. "Goyle eloped with Longbottom, you remember. Something about Trevor the Toad and Puddles the Duck."

"What, bestiality?"

"Don't ask me to explain it."

"And Crabbe?"

"Detention with McGonagall."

Bloody Gryffindors, always foiling his brilliant plans. Nonetheless, Draco simply had to step up and save Hogwarts. He was better than Harry Potter any day of the week. He squared his shoulders.

"Shoo!" he shouted to no effect, waving his arms at the owls.

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[info]gileonnen
2006-04-16 01:50 am UTC (link)
. . . wow. There are no words. Just gorgeous.

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[info]a_t_rain
2006-04-16 12:47 am UTC (link)
Recipient: [info]velvetmouse
Prompt: Snape. McGonagall. Anchovies. Honey. And a student's misunderstanding of a spell. Must be G rated.
Word Count Umm ... 285. (I never really got the hang of drabbles.)
Rating: G

At first, Severus hadn’t minded that the Headmistress seemed to be channeling the spirit of her predecessor. The old Minerva McGonagall would have pressed charges for Professor Dumbledore’s murder, even though Dumbledore had asked him to do it; the new one merely listened to his story in silence and remarked that Hogwarts would always give shelter to those in trouble. She also insisted that he return to the Potions position, as Slughorn had Transfigured himself into an armchair again, but at the time Severus had been grateful enough to agree to anything.

He changed his mind less than a week after the beginning of the new term, when he encountered Cathy Macmillan and her execrable attempt at a Cake-Frosting Potion. She said she was attempting buttercream with a note of honey, but both the cooking spells and the frosting had gone disastrously wrong. Severus resented the fact that he was expected to teach cooking spells at all, but McGonagall had insisted on that, too. She’d developed a sweet tooth of late, as well as an irritating twinkle in the eyes, and she had even swapped her squarish spectacles for half-moon ones. Next thing you knew, Severus thought sourly, she would take to wearing a false beard. It was clearly up to him to halt the insanity and restore her to her normal flinty self before it was too late.

Feeling malicious, Severus relieved the Macmillan girl of the plate of cakes and left them in the staff room, where he lurked in the shadows and awaited his victim.

McGonagall helped herself to a cake, settled into the depths of the armchair-that-was-Slughorn and took a bite.

“Alas,” she said in a mellow and meditative voice. “Anchovies!”

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[info]bethbethbeth
2006-04-16 12:51 am UTC (link)
Hee. Because, yes...she would turn into Albus just this way. ;)

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[info]sullacat
2006-04-16 12:48 am UTC (link)
Recipient: [info]zadcat
Prompt: Minerva McGonagall decides to give Snape a birthday surprise.
Word Count: 100
Rating: G

Sirius thought it funny a half-blood mongrel like Snape landed in Slytherin. He spent inordinate amounts of time plotting, making Snape miserable. Minerva believed he envied the boy.

When Severus turned twelve that January, there was no package winging its way to him, no owls bearing cards and sweets. Minerva felt she shouldn’t interfere with students outside her house.

She could, however, interfere with her own.

The sight of Black and that Potter kid hauling firewood to the castle that cold night made Snape happier than he had been since that Hat put him with snakes, and not eagles.

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[info]zadcat
2006-04-16 01:45 am UTC (link)
Whee! Wonderful. I hadn't pictured it with student!Snape but it works!

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[info]ziasudra_fic
2006-04-16 01:16 am UTC (link)
Recipient: [info]maeglinyedi
Prompt: Snape/Harry - The Duelling Club
Word Count: 100
Rating: Text, PG-13; subtext depends on your imagination ;)

Professor Snape narrowed his eyes when Professor Potter showed up to the new Duelling Club’s first meeting wearing nothing but his birthday suit.

The children screamed.

Thirty-four Obliviate’s and dismissals was hard work.

“I thought this was going to be a private club.”

No response.

“You said to bring nothing but my wand.”

Glare.

“You’re the one who broke the rules. You’ve two wands.”

“Potter…”

“And you didn’t mention anything about students –”

Professor Snape shut Professor Potter up the only way he knew how. If Professor Potter wanted to duel with that wand, Professor Snape smirked, so be it.

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[info]gaycrow
2006-04-16 01:37 am UTC (link)
LOL. Naughty Harry.

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[info]quizzicalsphinx
2006-04-16 01:21 am UTC (link)
Recipient: [info]_hannelore
Prompt: Hogwarts closes and McGonagall, distraught, moves in with Mrs. Figg as one of her cats. McG/Petunia
Word count: 100!
Rating: G



Petunia's eye opened a crack, only to be greeted by the alarm-clock's accusation of 2.30. Rolling over, she nudged her husband's broad back with an elbow. Below, the yowling in the neighbour’s garden went on.


'Vernon!' Petunia hissed, 'get up! They're at it again!'


Her husband snuffled, then dropped back to his gentle snore. Incensed, Petunia swung her feet to the chill floor, found her slippers, and set off downstairs.


'Blasted woman,' she muttered as she flung wide the back door and paused long enough to unroll the garden hose. Spray-gun in hand like a woman intent on committing murder, she stalked across the frosty garden to the rear fence. 'File a complaint . . . RSPCA . . . all hours . . . stupid strays . . . '


Petunia reached the hose as high as she could over the fence and fired off a single icy blast.

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[info]marginaliana
2006-04-16 02:10 am UTC (link)
Ahahaha!! Oh, Petunia, so delightfully predictable... *hearts*

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[info]ellid
2006-04-16 01:31 am UTC (link)

Recipient: [info]sealgair
Prompt: "McGonagall's biscuit tin/Dumbledore's lemon drops"
Word count: 100
Rating: G, and HBP-compliant.



Minerva didn't cry during the funeral. There were too many people depending on her.

She didn’t cry during the meeting with the Board of Governors. She had to show them she was strong enough to rebuild the school in spite of the tragedy.

She didn't cry when she cleaned out Severus' quarters, not even when she found the spell-locked diary showing that Albus, damn him, had all ordered Severus to kill him.

The tears came when she cleaned out Albus' desk and found a half-empty packet of sherbet lemons, tucked neatly into the biscuit tin she'd given him last Christmas.

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[info]a_t_rain
2006-04-16 01:39 am UTC (link)
That's gorgeous -- such economy of words -- and so perfectly Minerva.

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[info]scribophile
2006-04-16 01:32 am UTC (link)
Recipient: [info]moreteadk
Prompt: Draco/Hermione fluff, black coffee
Word count: 100
Rating: G

Draco’s face was petulant as he flung the empty carton at Hermione. “There’s no bloody creamer! Why didn’t you get some?”

“Why didn’t you?” she replied, not taking her eyes off the morning paper. “It’s your creamer, not mine.”

Muttering resentfully, Draco poured a mug of the steaming black brew and stared at it. “It’ll be too bitter.”

Hermione rolled her eyes. “Why don’t you just try it and stop complaining?”

He sipped tentatively. It didn’t seem to harm him, so he took a larger gulp. When Draco looked up, Hermione raised the paper to hide her smirk.

Bloody know-it-all.

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[info]lilacsigil
2006-04-16 02:08 am UTC (link)
So very in character! I really enjoyed this little scrap of bickering.

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[info]bribitribbit
2006-04-16 01:47 am UTC (link)
Recipient: [info]j_lunatic
Prompt: Neville brushes Luna's hair.
Word count: 104
Rating: G

Luna sat next to him in the library. She held a brush in her hands, and held it out for him to take, which he did (though reluctantly). "Would you like to brush my hair?" she asked.

Neville frowned. He had never brushed a girl's hair before. Indeed, if he approached any other girl with any kind of hairbrush in his hands, that girl would run from him in fear of split ends and eternally tangled hair. Nonetheless, he took the brush from her, and, standing behind her, ran it through her long, blonde hair.

She turned and flashed a bright smile at him.

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[info]catherinecookmn
2006-04-16 02:03 am UTC (link)
Awwwww! That's lovely.

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[info]marginaliana
2006-04-16 01:58 am UTC (link)
Recipient: [info]sevs_girl72
Prompt: # Snape has an obsessive affinity for flamingoes.
Word Count: 100 exactly
Rating: G

"I have to do what to defeat Voldemort?!?" asked Harry incredulously.

"The flamingo animagus is your destiny, Potter," said Snape, his voice full of strange excitement, "though I don't expect you to appreciate the honor. You'll hide among the colony, performing the traditional courtship displays. I'll teach them all to you, of course – the wing-salute, the head-flag, the twist-preen. Then, when he comes to harvest the eggs for the potion, you strike!"

"How, exactly?"

"Ah," said Snape, raising a knowing eyebrow. "A subtle beast, the flamingo. You'll know, when the time comes. I suspect your coloring may do him in."

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[info]gileonnen
2006-04-16 02:01 am UTC (link)
How wonderfully, wildly weird!

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