The Sorting Cat has sorted you into ten pairs, and here they are. Each pair of people will do each other's idea - that's why it's called Blame Each Other - e.g.
You have three days. No strict word limit, but aim for a ficlet - or, if that's too painful, a drabble. If you're inspired to do something longer, go for it. (Current record-holder is
When you're done, comment here with a link.
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absurdwords - Filch/Pince. This almost-canon pairing needs more fic. Done! by
ellid [link] -
ellid - Snape "borrows" Trevor for the sole purpose of obtaining the hallucinogenic secretions from his warts, then smoking them for a safe, legal high. Done! by
absurdwords [link] -
bethbethbeth - Nearly Headless Nick and The Bloody Baron compete for the favors of the new Hogwarts' ghost: Albus Dumbledore. Done! by
furiosity [link] -
furiosity - Dobby is a Horcrux. Done! by
bethbethbeth [link] -
coffee_n_cocoa - Neville catches Draco in the act of stealing Trevor. Done! by
mamadeb [link] -
mamadeb - Lupin/Neville Done! by
coffee_n_cocoa [link] -
catrinella - Granger/Goyle femslash. HBP-compliant. Done! by
ella_bane [link] -
ella_bane - Draco/Ron: The boys work on a watermelon farm. Done! by
catrinella [link] -
jetamors - Hermione is Dumbledore. -
luminousmarble - I would gladly take the blame for writing of any length in which Trelawney has Firenze sent to the glue factory. Done! by
jetamors [link] -
la_fono - Trelawney rides Firenze Lady Godiva-style into a staff meeting after 'sorting out their differences' Done! by
tarie [link] and by
luminousmarble [link] -
tarie - Crabbe and Goyle, either in feminine disguise or not, provide awkward but loyal and sweet comfort of the sexual sort to Draco in Moaning Myrtle's loo, while Myrtle watches and occasionally dives through the boys while they're at it, adding to their arousal. HBP compliant. Done! by
la_fono [link] -
marksykins - I would like to take the blame for a crackfic where Harry's latent Veela powers emerge on his seventeenth birthday and he finds sadistic glee in seducing (and possibly dominating) his enemies. Done! by
underlucius [link] -
underlucius - Neville's experiments with the Mimbulus Mimbletonia lead to Harry and Ron becoming Harriet and Ronata, the best double act singers since Abba. Done! by
marksykins [link] -
mireille719 - I would happily take the blame for Tonks not being Tonks in most of HBP--that she was someone else Polyjuiced (to explain the moping, not changing her appearance, and showing up in odd places). Am okay with the fic still being Remus/Tonks (real or Polyjuiced version), or not. Done! by
reddwarfer [link] -
reddwarfer - I will glady take the blame for Filch and Mrs. Norris in the Pillar of Storage. Done! by
mireille719 [link] -
sionnain - I would totally take the blame for Bellatrix Lestrange doing something scary with a Dementor in order to escape Azkaban. Done! by
lessthanpie [link] -
lessthanpie - Something about the "army of Inferi" amassed by Voldemort during the first war. Bonus points if you include the line "Accio braaiins!!" Done! by
sionnain [link] -
starrysummer - I would gladly take the blame for the idea Ginny put Harry under a love potion theory, however the reason for that being not that she wanted his love, but that she wanted to slowly take control of him and present him as a prize in order to win Voldemort's favor since really? She never got over her obsession with Tom Riddle. -
the_gentleman - I'll take the blame for: Albus and Slughorn play strip-chess. The chesspieces are students, past and present, and naked. Possibly lifesize. Done! by
starrysummer [link]
Good luck, have fun, enjoy the blames! :)
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September 28 2005, 18:46:28 UTC 6 years ago
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September 28 2005, 18:57:23 UTC 6 years ago
(hugs)
September 28 2005, 18:55:48 UTC 6 years ago
I actually quite like mine!!
September 28 2005, 18:57:21 UTC 6 years ago
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September 28 2005, 18:58:41 UTC 6 years ago
Sorry,
Leila
September 28 2005, 19:03:30 UTC 6 years ago
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September 28 2005, 19:05:09 UTC 6 years ago
Melon porn. Does it get better?
September 28 2005, 19:28:22 UTC 6 years ago
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September 28 2005, 19:14:57 UTC 6 years ago
Then again, I've written a lot of things before that I probably would be best off *not* owning up to.
September 28 2005, 19:37:04 UTC 6 years ago
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September 28 2005, 19:35:33 UTC 6 years ago
Ah well, I still owe drabbles to people anyway.
Icarus
September 28 2005, 22:04:49 UTC 6 years ago
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September 29 2005, 00:30:27 UTC 6 years ago
To McT
I say, you know what, had you not created the SE-s, I would have had a harder time pushing off the insanity that stalks every knurd. And now there's the bonus --- perposterice !If there's ever anything I can do for you, just name it.
September 29 2005, 01:33:16 UTC 6 years ago
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September 29 2005, 15:05:16 UTC 6 years ago
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September 30 2005, 18:09:35 UTC 6 years ago
It's all <lj user=byronyraven>'s fault
Except when it's McTabby's."Neville catche Draco in the act of steal Trevor".
Mature audiences. Slash, of course.
Consequences
October 1 2005, 04:03:32 UTC 6 years ago
It's all reddwarfer's fault.
Filch and Mrs. Norris in the pillar of Storgé. Depressingly G-rated. *g*Argus Filch and the Pillar of Storgé.
October 1 2005, 11:42:23 UTC 6 years ago
*omg*
Voldemort's Homecoming
October 1 2005, 12:03:58 UTC 6 years ago
October 1 2005, 13:57:45 UTC 6 years ago
Absurdwords! This is ALL your fault!
Prompt: Filch/Pince. Which makes sense, and is not very squicky, so I wrote it! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
http://www.livejournal.com/users/el
October 1 2005, 15:52:08 UTC 6 years ago
Prompt: Dobby is a Horcrux (for
http://www.livejournal.com/users/bethbe
October 1 2005, 16:54:41 UTC 6 years ago
ella_bane, I blame YOU.
*embarrassed grin* It turned into something rather sweet. Sorry 'bout that.Thighs and Watermelons
October 1 2005, 17:05:59 UTC 6 years ago
Re: ella_bane, I blame YOU.
This comment turned up just as I was updating. Good timing! :)October 1 2005, 18:52:56 UTC 6 years ago
It's all tarie's fault!
Done. Kinda cracky, kinda not:Mending the plumbing
October 1 2005, 18:58:41 UTC 6 years ago
Babe, I'm Gonna Leave You
October 1 2005, 21:24:45 UTC 6 years ago
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