Minerva McTabby ([info]mctabby) wrote,
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Blame Each Other assignments

*waves to the 20 lovely people who signed up for this*


The Sorting Cat has sorted you into ten pairs, and here they are. Each pair of people will do each other's idea - that's why it's called Blame Each Other - e.g. [info]coffee_n_cocoa writes [info]mamadeb's idea and vice versa.

You have three days. No strict word limit, but aim for a ficlet - or, if that's too painful, a drabble. If you're inspired to do something longer, go for it. (Current record-holder is [info]kaiz, whose novel-length Snapefic, A Necessary Evil, originated as [info]chowderhead's mpreg!Dumbledore Blame Each Other bunny in 2003.)

When you're done, comment here with a link.


  • [info]absurdwords - Filch/Pince. This almost-canon pairing needs more fic. Done! by [info]ellid [link]

  • [info]ellid - Snape "borrows" Trevor for the sole purpose of obtaining the hallucinogenic secretions from his warts, then smoking them for a safe, legal high. Done! by [info]absurdwords [link]



  • [info]bethbethbeth - Nearly Headless Nick and The Bloody Baron compete for the favors of the new Hogwarts' ghost: Albus Dumbledore. Done! by [info]furiosity [link]

  • [info]furiosity - Dobby is a Horcrux. Done! by [info]bethbethbeth [link]



  • [info]coffee_n_cocoa - Neville catches Draco in the act of stealing Trevor. Done! by [info]mamadeb [link]

  • [info]mamadeb - Lupin/Neville Done! by [info]coffee_n_cocoa [link]



  • [info]catrinella - Granger/Goyle femslash. HBP-compliant. Done! by [info]ella_bane [link]

  • [info]ella_bane - Draco/Ron: The boys work on a watermelon farm. Done! by [info]catrinella [link]



  • [info]jetamors - Hermione is Dumbledore.

  • [info]luminousmarble - I would gladly take the blame for writing of any length in which Trelawney has Firenze sent to the glue factory. Done! by [info]jetamors [link]



  • [info]la_fono - Trelawney rides Firenze Lady Godiva-style into a staff meeting after 'sorting out their differences' Done! by [info]tarie [link] and by [info]luminousmarble [link]

  • [info]tarie - Crabbe and Goyle, either in feminine disguise or not, provide awkward but loyal and sweet comfort of the sexual sort to Draco in Moaning Myrtle's loo, while Myrtle watches and occasionally dives through the boys while they're at it, adding to their arousal. HBP compliant. Done! by [info]la_fono [link]



  • [info]marksykins - I would like to take the blame for a crackfic where Harry's latent Veela powers emerge on his seventeenth birthday and he finds sadistic glee in seducing (and possibly dominating) his enemies. Done! by [info]underlucius [link]

  • [info]underlucius - Neville's experiments with the Mimbulus Mimbletonia lead to Harry and Ron becoming Harriet and Ronata, the best double act singers since Abba. Done! by [info]marksykins [link]



  • [info]mireille719 - I would happily take the blame for Tonks not being Tonks in most of HBP--that she was someone else Polyjuiced (to explain the moping, not changing her appearance, and showing up in odd places). Am okay with the fic still being Remus/Tonks (real or Polyjuiced version), or not. Done! by [info]reddwarfer [link]

  • [info]reddwarfer - I will glady take the blame for Filch and Mrs. Norris in the Pillar of Storage. Done! by [info]mireille719 [link]



  • [info]sionnain - I would totally take the blame for Bellatrix Lestrange doing something scary with a Dementor in order to escape Azkaban. Done! by [info]lessthanpie [link]

  • [info]lessthanpie - Something about the "army of Inferi" amassed by Voldemort during the first war. Bonus points if you include the line "Accio braaiins!!" Done! by [info]sionnain [link]



  • [info]starrysummer - I would gladly take the blame for the idea Ginny put Harry under a love potion theory, however the reason for that being not that she wanted his love, but that she wanted to slowly take control of him and present him as a prize in order to win Voldemort's favor since really? She never got over her obsession with Tom Riddle.

  • [info]the_gentleman - I'll take the blame for: Albus and Slughorn play strip-chess. The chesspieces are students, past and present, and naked. Possibly lifesize. Done! by [info]starrysummer [link]




Good luck, have fun, enjoy the blames! :)

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[info]finmagik

September 28 2005, 18:46:28 UTC 6 years ago

Shoot! If only I was sooner I could make someone write a Cannibal!Snape fic.

[info]marksykins

September 28 2005, 18:53:40 UTC 6 years ago

Hahaha. Oh, poor, poor UL! *cringes* She's gonna kill me. :D

[info]underlucius

September 28 2005, 18:57:23 UTC 6 years ago

Hee hee! I can do that! I've already got some ebil ideas!

(hugs)

[info]underlucius

September 28 2005, 18:55:48 UTC 6 years ago

Oh poor poor Marksy!

I actually quite like mine!!

[info]marksykins

September 28 2005, 18:57:21 UTC 6 years ago

Hee! I was thinking, oh Christ, I got one that's tailor-made for me (Neville + genderplay? Yay!) and UL is stuck writing Harry crackfic. I'm suddenly filled with relief.

[info]shocolate

6 years ago

[info]reddwarfer

September 28 2005, 18:58:41 UTC 6 years ago

I rather think I got the good end of my pairing...

Sorry, [info]mireille719

Leila

[info]inathunderstorm

September 28 2005, 19:03:30 UTC 6 years ago

AHHH! That one RULES! *loves*

[info]mctabby

September 28 2005, 19:33:24 UTC 6 years ago

Glad you like your topic. :)

[info]catrinella

September 28 2005, 19:05:09 UTC 6 years ago

I'm also pretty sure I got the good end of this one. Sorry, [info]ella_bane....

Melon porn. Does it get better?

[info]ex_ella_bane358

September 28 2005, 19:28:22 UTC 6 years ago

I'm thinking, thinking. :) I've never written femmeslash so this should be loads of fun!

[info]mamadeb

September 28 2005, 19:06:33 UTC 6 years ago

I got the non-boring end of mine. Sorry, [info]coffee_n_cocoa.

[info]coffee_n_cocoa

September 28 2005, 19:35:38 UTC 6 years ago

Actually, I adore Lupin/Neville! Did you want anything specific?

[info]mamadeb

6 years ago

[info]furiosity

September 28 2005, 19:07:01 UTC 6 years ago

Oh, man, I am all over that prompt. Like whoa. :D Thanks!

[info]mctabby

September 28 2005, 19:34:30 UTC 6 years ago

With purrs and whiskers from the Sorting Cat. Enjoy! :)

[info]furiosity

6 years ago

[info]starrysummer

September 28 2005, 19:14:57 UTC 6 years ago

Oddly enough, I've actually written Slughorn chesssmut before.

Then again, I've written a lot of things before that I probably would be best off *not* owning up to.

[info]mctabby

September 28 2005, 19:37:04 UTC 6 years ago

Is it still okay for you, though? Hope the repetition of Slughorn&chess isn't too disappointing!

[info]pinkfinity

6 years ago

[info]icarusancalion

September 28 2005, 19:35:33 UTC 6 years ago

Oh, drat.

Ah well, I still owe drabbles to people anyway.


Icarus

[info]jetamors

September 28 2005, 22:04:49 UTC 6 years ago

Eeenteresting.

[info]iulia_linnea

September 28 2005, 22:29:26 UTC 6 years ago

What a great idea! And there is sex-switching on the list. *is faint*

[info]fungus_files

September 28 2005, 23:00:35 UTC 6 years ago

lol. this is fantastic. crazed bunnies are gambolling everywhere. y'know, I've had such fun reading the list and seeing ppl's responses that the fic may well be anticlimactic (tho, given some of the prompts, I know this isn't likely...). ;)

[info]ajat

September 29 2005, 00:30:27 UTC 6 years ago

To McT

I say, you know what, had you not created the SE-s, I would have had a harder time pushing off the insanity that stalks every knurd. And now there's the bonus --- perposterice !
If there's ever anything I can do for you, just name it.

[info]ellid

September 29 2005, 01:33:16 UTC 6 years ago

Filch/Pince? Heavens, that's easy. :D

[info]the_gentleman

September 29 2005, 14:27:47 UTC 6 years ago

Dear me. I'd better start writing...

[info]mctabby

September 29 2005, 15:05:16 UTC 6 years ago

Good luck! *offers extra chocolate and coffee*

[info]mamadeb

September 30 2005, 18:09:35 UTC 6 years ago

It's all <lj user=byronyraven>'s fault

Except when it's McTabby's.

"Neville catche Draco in the act of steal Trevor".

Mature audiences. Slash, of course.

Consequences

[info]mireille719

October 1 2005, 04:03:32 UTC 6 years ago

It's all reddwarfer's fault.

Filch and Mrs. Norris in the pillar of Storgé. Depressingly G-rated. *g*

Argus Filch and the Pillar of Storgé.

[info]underlucius

October 1 2005, 11:42:23 UTC 6 years ago

Done.

*omg*

Voldemort's Homecoming

[info]mctabby

October 1 2005, 12:03:58 UTC 6 years ago

Yay! Added a link to it. :)

[info]ellid

October 1 2005, 13:57:45 UTC 6 years ago

Absurdwords! This is ALL your fault!


Prompt: Filch/Pince. Which makes sense, and is not very squicky, so I wrote it! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

http://www.livejournal.com/users/ellid/188608.html

[info]bethbethbeth

October 1 2005, 15:52:08 UTC 6 years ago

I am so, so, so sorry for this!

Prompt: Dobby is a Horcrux (for [info]furiosity)

http://www.livejournal.com/users/bethbethbeth/233357.html

[info]catrinella

October 1 2005, 16:54:41 UTC 6 years ago

ella_bane, I blame YOU.

*embarrassed grin* It turned into something rather sweet. Sorry 'bout that.

Thighs and Watermelons

[info]mctabby

October 1 2005, 17:05:59 UTC 6 years ago

Re: ella_bane, I blame YOU.

This comment turned up just as I was updating. Good timing! :)

[info]la_fono

October 1 2005, 18:52:56 UTC 6 years ago

It's all tarie's fault!

Done. Kinda cracky, kinda not:

Mending the plumbing

[info]lessthanpie

October 1 2005, 18:58:41 UTC 6 years ago

Bellatrix/Dementor, rated R

Babe, I'm Gonna Leave You

[info]marksykins

October 1 2005, 21:24:45 UTC 6 years ago

Oy. Here's the "masterpiece".
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