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- A 13 year old girl who goes to Hogwarts. She gets in a fight with a hooded figure and now at strange times she sings songs.
- A girl is courner in a room, a boy with an evil twinkle in his eye, has evil come to this? TO be thrown of your dignity and not even allow it? To be lose something that you can never have again, to lose all that, to sum1 you don't even know
- A vampiress who eats regular food might hold the key to the future...
- All the characters in this story are based on my actual friends. I changed the names for identity crisis purposes.
- As they are on their way to a beatiful American beach vacation, they end up finding something that is beyond their world and their muggle soles are in danger
- Desdemona has a dark side that only draws in boys, but puts out men. But one day a small affair leads to a deadly attraction. How will they ever get rid of Desdemona...
- did anyone ever think that maybe lily and james were not in love maybe they had to get married maybe it was because of haryy maybe james date raped lily i know we don't want to believ it but it could be true...
- Draco Malfoy loves a Mud-blood! A Mud-blood loves a Malfoy! PERPOSTERICE! or is it?
- Draco Malfoy on the lam in America
- draco/harry felicity = ?
- Draco's baser emotions get to him, but could possibly not be strong enough for forever. It's very much like what you'd find in romance novels.
- Dumbledore id dead and Ron can't find a date!!
- Everyone fucks in the highlands, everyone's hot in the highlands, wolf fucks dog in the highlands, Dumbledore fucks no Americans!
- Everything happens to everyone and hermione is no longer there.
- Flaming vampire turns Hermione to a life of darkness.
- for all of those haters out there, Jesus is pronounced "hey zeus" and Hermoine is Jewish. Thank you.
- Fuck um hunny
- Ginny disappears into the Forbidden Forest, and turns up weeks later with a new friend -- a vampyre. But this vamp seems to be alright. But will Ron's predjudce be conifmed?
- Ginny starts a Hogwarts News Paper. It seem's like a good idea at first but she never heard the saying Cruisty killed the cat. One person can save her from the most unhumman doom but will he?
- Graphic Kissing Scenes & Minimal Violence
- Harry has had enough. So, he leaves and settles in South Dakota.
- Harry meets a Gryffendor girl who everyone calls "The Sex Kitten". Harry's only looking for one thing in the girl.
- Harry thinks his gofarther is still alive
- Harry, Herion, Ron, and a very strange new girl that just shows up out of no where get trapped in another dimension after falling into a vortex. Find out what happens.
- Harry's love life takes a hectic roller coaster turn while Voldemort lurks in his wake, thirsting for Potter's blood ..All while singing some songs!
- Harry's wife asks him "Who's Voldemort?" and he flips out. Hope you enjoy Harry's tantrum.
- He looked @ the new house & saw a girl heaving a trunk onto the front steps of her house. My, my, my, he thought smirking. Talk about the girl next store.
- Hermione is in America, writing songs, and traveling with Saliva.
- Hermione's Parents Leave Her Home for a Month While They are in Spain,But They Have no Idea Who/What They Left Her With
- Hey, well this is my first fic. So be whatever you want to be!
- I have NO imagination. Well maybe but I don't feel like thinking. Please tell me what to write my story about.
- I want to right a story
- James and Lily Potter are brought back to life in the bodies of Dan Radcliffe and an unexpecting girl. Girls who luv DR, youll LUV this! Those who don't, its worth a read.
- Join Hailey as she imbarks on an enchanted journey to rescue Harry, the nutcracker prince.
- Men, one in particular always seemed to tip her scales. Well one night her scales get tipped in a different way and soon that lead to more then either of them expected. But no matter how much he said she hated him, it was really she hated not hating him.
- mousy love stuff
- Okay yall, we all know that Voldemort is extremly disfuncinal.
- Olvier Wood must fight a Vixen (aka Siren) of romance and justice!
- One day Camryn James is a normal girl the next men are falling over her feet. she is really confused thenDumbledore arrives to explain thatshe is a ??????
- original yeah i know anyway harrys 23 married to ginny lord voldemorts well dead i suppose and i might put some sex in cuz well its part of marrage (usaully)
- Remus's love of writing songs becomes deadly.
- Ron and Hermione are married with two girls but Harry and Ginny can't seem to have kids. They try magic bt when that fails a child comes from an unexpected sourse. (Hint: Dudley)
- Ron is getting protective of Hermione and is starting to think that Harry is trying to steal her. One thing leads to another and winds both of them dead.
- sometimes being powerful isn't all that its cracked up to be. not being able to dye easily isn't great either.
- song fic full of gut renching tunes
- Theres a guy with the penname RONALD WEASLEY and hes insulting people's fics! If he flames your fics, please sign this petition against him! LETS MAKE HIS LIFE A LIVIN H-E-double hockey sticks!!! He insults the work that we've all worked so hard on!
- This is a story of a person getting punished with time. His diary tells us his woe. A sad little fluff.
- This is about how Cho heard about Tom Riddle, and absolutly fell in love. will they ever meet? will Tom love her back? rerad and find out.
- This is the diary of Aurora, pureblood belle.
- Time is shortening.
- Voldemort has gathered his army and he has a new helper besides wormtail. Its name is cloe, but cloe ain’t no human and has extraordinary power and it can be said that he is as wise as Dumbledore.
- Voldemort's 15 kids are followers. All except one. Mortisha is the only one who realized that the girls' names mean evil things. Mortisha needs to stop her father!
- Warning! U will laugh ur balls off girls in ur case tits
- What happenes when a trably sceret is revled and true love can be not-so-true? Only one qustion, will you meet me in the libray?
- What happens when someone thinks they are someone but it turns out they are completely the opposite, i can't tell you, read this and you'll know.
- What will two people find at the Cliff of Love?
- When the only two students in Hogwarts from America run into each other, pretty weird things happen...including pink sparks that always appear whenever they're together...
- Winky knows who Dobby wants. But Winky wants Dobby. Pre-het. The rest is slash. Harry/Draco pre-Winky/Dobby Sort of Harry/Dobby
- You finish the story. I give you the idea and you you finish it by adding chapters. Ok Hermione LIKES Harry also ppl! Please stop writing that she doesn't!
P.S. And one Title Execution: The Drak Lords' Shodow Prophecy.
This special edition of Summary Executions is dedicated to Death-Curse.com, which provided all of today's summaries. *salutes archive* [Update: Death-Curse.com changed its name in 2005. It's now called HPStories.com.]
See also the previous sixteen batches of Summary Executions.
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November 17 2003, 09:23:37 UTC 8 years ago
their muggle soles are in danger
Damn those Doc Martens! What were we thinking!
PERPOSTERICE! or is it?
Er...uh...is it? It's your new word, so only you know!
Harry has had enough. So, he leaves and settles in South Dakota.
***dies***
for all of those haters out there, Jesus is pronounced "hey zeus" and Hermoine is Jewish. Thank you.
Well, yeah. Duh.
Everyone fucks in the highlands, everyone's hot in the highlands, wolf fucks dog in the highlands, Dumbledore fucks no Americans!
Awesome!!! I'm headed for the highlands!
Warning! U will laugh ur balls off girls in ur case tits
My husband just asked me what the hell I was reading, because tears are running down my face. It's that horrifically funny.
Anonymous
November 17 2003, 23:44:24 UTC 8 years ago
LMAO!
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November 17 2003, 09:24:57 UTC 8 years ago
A very small turnip - called Baldrick. Unless you feel that's too much of a Mary-sue, of course....
Everything happens to everyone and hermione is no longer there.
Wise woman! Let's imitate her, shall we?
Harry's wife asks him "Who's Voldemort?" and he flips out.
Well, it does strike me as probable that she was doing it to annoy, certainly.
Fuck um hunny
They're writing NC-17 Winnie the Pooh now?
Look, who are these people? Why is someone not stopping them now? Can't they get treatment?
November 17 2003, 09:38:14 UTC 8 years ago
(I am only aware of Pooh/Piglet. If other pairings exist, I pray that I will go to my grave innocent of their existence.)
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November 17 2003, 09:28:27 UTC 8 years ago
my...
*stares*
That's worse than the worst the Pit ever spawned.
PERPOSTERICE!
This demands to be enshrined in an icon.
November 17 2003, 10:14:50 UTC 8 years ago
PERPOSTERICE!!!
I direct you here. (You'll have to scroll down a bit...it should be one of the first ones.)Sorry. I was going to do Draco/Colin (with Colin as the mudblood, obviously), but I couldn't find any decent Colin pics. And the icon is crap. I know. >_< But I tried!
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November 17 2003, 09:29:09 UTC 8 years ago
Flaming vampire turns Hermione to a life of darkness.
"Oh sweetie! You *must* do something about that outfit! And that makeup...well, it just won't *do*! One quick bite and then, sweetie, we'll start with revamping sic] your hair. A little dye job first, I think."
sometimes being powerful isn't all that its cracked up to be. not being able to dye easily isn't great either.
Sequel to the previous story. *g*
mousy love stuff
"Oh, Crookshanks!" cried Hermione bitterly in her animagus form. "It will never work out between us! You're a cat and I'm...."
November 17 2003, 15:52:52 UTC 8 years ago
*revives long enough to sputter, "You're a cat and I'm..."*
*dies again, happy*
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November 17 2003, 09:30:03 UTC 8 years ago
Nagini's love life is so stressful.
What will two people find at the Cliff of Love?
Cliff's Notes.
sometimes being powerful isn't all that its cracked up to be. not being able to dye easily isn't great either.
Voldemort actually took the snaky form because he was sick of having black hair.
Harry's love life takes a hectic roller coaster turn while Voldemort lurks in his wake, thirsting for Potter's blood ..All while singing some songs!
"Every day, it's-a gettin' closer...."
Draco's baser emotions get to him, but could possibly not be strong enough for forever. It's very much like what you'd find in romance novels.
Actually, depending on the romance novels, this may be fairly accurate.
As they are on their way to a beatiful American beach vacation, they end up finding something that is beyond their world and their muggle soles are in danger
"Listen to me, I beg of you!"
"Look, we have HEARD stories about magic shoes. They turn red-hot and dance, don't they?"
"No, that's what these are charmed not to do. But if you don't put them on, then yours WILL!"
Harry has had enough. So, he leaves and settles in South Dakota.
Well, on the bright side, it's too random to be guessed easily. Or it would have been if he'd been more careful about talking to the fanficcers.
November 17 2003, 10:36:05 UTC 8 years ago
Cliff's Notes.
*cries with laughter*
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November 17 2003, 09:35:55 UTC 8 years ago
Well...I DO need to still see, don't I?
This site must be loaded onto Satan's server. *shudders*
November 17 2003, 15:34:36 UTC 8 years ago
you need BOTH eyes!
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(Or at least I might name an OC after that summary, one day.)
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November 17 2003, 09:47:12 UTC 8 years ago
Not their shoes. Nooooo!
Dumbledore id dead and Ron can't find a date!!
Not unless Ron's into necrophilia.
Harry meets a Gryffendor girl who everyone calls "The Sex Kitten". Harry's only looking for one thing in the girl.
Fortunately, Harry comes to his senses and realizes that Snape has the one thing the girl doesn't have.
Hey, well this is my first fic. So be whatever you want to be!
I want to be the person far away from you.
November 17 2003, 11:49:51 UTC 8 years ago
*laughing much too hard* I wish I could do icons!! I have coworkers looking at me as if I've flipped and they're right.
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November 17 2003, 09:50:08 UTC 8 years ago
::nods solemnly:: That can be a problem with Canadian beaches, too. I remember this one beach in Nova Scotia; the sand was so damn hot that it felt like it would burn the soles of my feet.
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Because Dumbedore's ego and superego just don't measure up.
Harry thinks his gofarther is still alive
Of course he does. Can't have him giving up and not going the distance - he's our hero!
I want to right a story
Dare I ask what was wrong with it? Or is ignorance bliss?
Time is shortening.
So this is why old people often seem to have shrunk...
November 17 2003, 10:46:52 UTC 8 years ago
So this is why old people often seem to have shrunk...}
I was thinking Crisco, myself.
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November 17 2003, 09:57:57 UTC 8 years ago
Thought I'd get in on the mocking this time...:)
A 13 year old girl who goes to Hogwarts. She gets in a fight with a hooded figure and now at strange times she sings songs."Professor! Marianne's singing HMS Pinafore again!"
All the characters in this story are based on my actual friends. I changed the names for identity crisis purposes.
Yes, they really weren't sure who they were.
Harry has had enough. So, he leaves and settles in South Dakota.
And lived in Walmart after hours with his gardening tool friends!
Voldemort's 15 kids are followers. All except one. Mortisha is the only one who realized that the girls' names mean evil things.
And that her father's been watching too much Adam's Family...
PERPOSTERICE!
I'm really not sure what pre-posting rice has to do with anything...
November 17 2003, 09:58:37 UTC 8 years ago
Best so far
* Harry has had enough. So, he leaves and settles in South Dakota.The odd part of this is just the other day I was outlining my theory to Alec that Potterverse South Dakota is a stronghold of fierce goblins...
* Ron and Hermione are married with two girls but Harry and Ginny can't seem to have kids. They try magic bt when that fails a child comes from an unexpected sourse. (Hint: Dudley)
Dudley/Ginny forever!
* Harry's wife asks him "Who's Voldemort?" and he flips out. Hope you enjoy Harry's tantrum.
CAPS-LOCK!HARRY THEREFORE OF COURSE HE'S IN CHARACTER! HOW THE HELL COULD YOU SAY HE ISN'T?
NM
November 17 2003, 15:34:27 UTC 8 years ago
Re: Best so far
He's got a lot to be upset about.November 17 2003, 10:04:55 UTC 8 years ago
Ginny starts a Hogwarts News Paper. It seem's like a good idea at first but she never heard the saying Cruisty killed the cat. One person can save her from the most unhumman doom but will he?
So I did.
November 17 2003, 10:10:04 UTC 8 years ago
*facepalms* Oh, how true. *pets slut!Crookshanks*
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November 17 2003, 10:15:42 UTC 8 years ago
Today's category on the $64,000 Pyramid is . . . farm implements.
A vampiress who eats regular food might hold the key to the future...
I think I read about this on Geek Press.
Everyone fucks in the highlands, everyone's hot in the highlands, wolf fucks dog in the highlands, Dumbledore fucks no Americans!
Too. Much. Ganja.
Harry has had enough. So, he leaves and settles in South Dakota.
Honestly? I think we've all been tempted.
This is the diary of Aurora, pureblood belle.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
November 17 2003, 15:38:56 UTC 8 years ago
Desdemona has a dark side that only draws in boys, but puts out men. But one day a small affair leads to a deadly attraction. How will they ever get rid of Desdemona...
And to think the motto of my college is "I make free men from slaves, by means of books." I would have prefered "Draws in boys, but puts out men"
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Ron is getting protective of Hermione and is starting to think that Harry is trying to steal her. One thing leads to another and winds both of them dead.
Well, you got to admit that it's pretty creative to have your typical trio love triangle fic end up in a washing machine.
November 17 2003, 10:27:34 UTC 8 years ago
Better watch out! They'll start a petition against you, too! Then your life will be a "LIVIN H-E-double hockey sticks!!!".
November 17 2003, 10:28:49 UTC 8 years ago
Harry's love life takes a hectic roller coaster turn while Voldemort lurks in his wake, thirsting for Potter's blood ..All while singing some songs!
Hermione is in America, writing songs, and traveling with Saliva.
Remus's love of writing songs becomes deadly.
song fic full of gut renching tunes
Well, this is certainly a musical bunch! *g*
This is so fantastic. My fave bits have to be Cruisty killed the cat and trably sceret . Ah, plebey typos, how you brighten ny day :D
November 17 2003, 10:33:37 UTC 8 years ago
...when you're baking and don't have time for butter to soften.
I want to right a story
Then delete this one.
a child comes from an unexpected sourse. (Hint: Dudley)
They kill him and form a dozen babies from his flesh. Is my theory.
One day Camryn James is a normal girl the next men are falling over her feet. she is really confused thenDumbledore arrives to explain thatshe is a ??????
Girl with really big feet?
Voldemort's 15 kids are followers. All except one. Mortisha is the only one who realized that the girls' names mean evil things. Mortisha needs to stop her father!
So the evil red eyes didn't tip her off, the constant practice of dark magic didn't tip her off, the killing of muggles for fun didn't tip her off, but the fact that her sisters have scary names made her figure out that her dad is the dark lord? SMRT.
(also, 15 kids? Voldemort is Catholic, now?)
draco/harry felicity = ?
This season, Harry moves to New York and cuts his hair short. Ratings drop.
November 17 2003, 10:51:58 UTC 8 years ago
No, it's T/G, see. It's a Weasley thing.
(I haven't looked. I'm making this up.)
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November 17 2003, 10:34:15 UTC 8 years ago
Ohmygawd. This almost seems like it could be lyrics from a really bad Pixies song. *imagines Pixies spoof like "Motherbanger" with these lyrics and is amused*
November 17 2003, 10:49:57 UTC 8 years ago
*pries it loose*
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Yes. And when we get there, I will show you a wonderful book called a dictionary.
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November 17 2003, 10:48:22 UTC 8 years ago
Conveniently enough, home of the original Mary Sue.
Winky knows who Dobby wants. But Winky wants Dobby. Pre-het. The rest is slash. Harry/Draco pre-Winky/Dobby Sort of Harry/Dobby
*reads, boggles, head explodes*
November 17 2003, 18:45:49 UTC 8 years ago
Ekchewlee
Conveniently enough, home of the original Mary Sue.Kalamazoo, Michigan.
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November 17 2003, 10:53:52 UTC 8 years ago
And I can't wait until the trably sceret is revled. I wish someone would revle all the trably scerets, actually.
What happens when a fanfiction archive thinks it's a fanfiction archive but it turns out they are completely the opposite? Do we get to thwap it with the Spell-Checker of Doom? I mean, how did a bunch of nine year olds get a domain, anyway?
November 17 2003, 14:11:52 UTC 8 years ago
I can't wait for MY almost-9-year-old to come home. I'm going to torture her until she revles all HER trably scerets. And I'll bet they're doozies, too.
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November 17 2003, 10:55:05 UTC 8 years ago
And here I was thinking time was money. I guess if you reeeaalllyy like friend foods it can be shortening too.
Theres a guy with the penname RONALD WEASLEY and hes insulting people's fics! If he flames your fics, please sign this petition against him! LETS MAKE HIS LIFE A LIVIN H-E-double hockey sticks!!! He insults the work that we've all worked so hard on!
I think we should all worship this individual!
November 17 2003, 10:57:41 UTC 8 years ago
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