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| My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul |
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| mctabby goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Sam-I-Am. |
| alchemine gives you 3 red blueberry-flavoured jelly beans. |
| aldalindil tricks you! You get a rock. |
| amanuensis1 gives you 4 orange grape-flavoured gummies. |
| blackfall gives you 19 teal tropical-flavoured gummy bears. |
| cedarlibrarian gives you 7 dark blue spearmint-flavoured gumdrops. |
| mcamy gives you 16 red pineapple-flavoured gumdrops. |
| puella_deville gives you 5 dark green strawberry-flavoured miniature candy bars. |
| somniesperus gives you 13 light green coconut-flavoured miniature candy bars. |
| vulgarweed tricks you! You get a used tissue. |
| wired_lizard gives you 9 blue cola-flavoured pieces of bubblegum. |
| mctabby ends up with 76 pieces of candy, a rock, and a used tissue. |
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I want the fandom to write more Poltersmut.
The fandom should get a clue and stop writing villains redeemed by Twoo Wuv.
Grasping the difference between lie and lay would make the fandom's stories better.
If the fandom writes Tom/Harry soulmate-bonding-mpreg one more time, I'll kick its ass because it's so annoying.
The fandom should rewrite all its summaries and change Draco to Peeves.
The fandom should include at least six cats in its next story.
The fandom should use the words chocolate, Imperius, and basilisk in its next story.
October 27 2003, 22:02:31 UTC 8 years ago
-amused and inspired-
October 27 2003, 22:37:21 UTC 8 years ago
here.
... don't ask. lol. I don't think I should be allowed to write fics while on Medications. Or else more stuff like that happens.
-Oowth
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October 27 2003, 22:10:26 UTC 8 years ago
The fandom wrote it once? And not as a joke?
The fandom should take its medication.
October 27 2003, 23:16:01 UTC 8 years ago
October 28 2003, 02:52:21 UTC 8 years ago
Tom/Harry soulmate-bonding-mpreg
The fandom should take its medication.No, the fandom writing that should be given an enema. (T/H is probably the closest I've got to an instant squick ship.)
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October 27 2003, 23:52:10 UTC 8 years ago
Heehee! Frogs!
October 28 2003, 04:51:33 UTC 8 years ago
Did you read the recent Sluggy Freelance CoS parody? Two out of three, and it wasn't bad...
October 28 2003, 08:36:35 UTC 8 years ago
Draco left the Great Hall and tripped over a cat. He tripped over another cat in the corridor, and a third as he entered the Slytherin common room.
"What is going on with all these cats?" he demanded, as he lifted a fourth cat off the sofa so he could sit down.
The Bloody Baron floated up to him. "Harry has rounded up all the cats in Hogsmeade and put them under Imperius. They've been instructed to find Tom Riddle and bring him back to Harry." He shook his ghostly head. "Something about wanting him to bear his children as proof of the redemption brought by their eternal love that was always meant to be."
"Yuck," said Draco, absently petting another cat that had wandered up to him. He reached in his pocket. "Hey, Baron, want a Chocolate Basilisk?"
"You mean a Chocolate Frog, don't you?"
"Naah," said Draco, biting the head off. (Off the basilisk, not the cat.) "Dad bought the company and he made some changes."
"I'm a ghost, idiot. I can't eat."
"Well, is there anything I can do for you?"
"Yes," said the Baron. "You can bugger off. I'm waiting for Peeves so we can have wild sex together."
Draco dropped the Chocolate Basilisk. "You? And PEEVES?"
An ectoplasmic smirk crossed the Baron's face. "He's the best lay I've ever had, and that's no lie."
Abruptly, Draco's body shimmered and wavered and reformed into the hazy shape of Peeves. "Hahahaha!" he crowed. "Made you say it, made you say it!"
The Baron rolled his eyes. "Shut up and fuck me."
And as they went at it like a pair of mink, a sixth cat walked through their discorporate bodies.
THE END.
October 28 2003, 08:58:57 UTC 8 years ago
*is dead*
Hahahahahahahahaha!!!This has totally made my day! Thank you, Isis, thank you.
*squees at the cats some more*
October 28 2003, 09:35:20 UTC 8 years ago
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October 28 2003, 11:08:00 UTC 8 years ago
*giggle!* We need more fics with lots of cats (especially with them keeping their heads).
Very amusing!
October 28 2003, 11:24:44 UTC 8 years ago
October 28 2003, 12:21:19 UTC 8 years ago
Brilliant!
I think it's the sixth cat that just makes it so absolutely perfect; what a horrendous mental image. :)
October 28 2003, 15:01:12 UTC 8 years ago
I love the idea of Lucius Malfoy "making changes" to the Chocolate Frogs...
November 1 2003, 04:49:32 UTC 8 years ago
October 28 2003, 11:38:03 UTC 8 years ago
There is Tom/Harry soulmate bonding mpreg out there?
*kills self*
October 28 2003, 16:15:04 UTC 8 years ago
October 28 2003, 17:32:32 UTC 8 years ago
Anonymous
October 29 2003, 16:05:16 UTC 8 years ago
November 6 2003, 14:22:12 UTC 8 years ago
I love this meme.