Gratuitous Meme Post.

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
mctabby goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Sam-I-Am.
alchemine gives you 3 red blueberry-flavoured jelly beans.
aldalindil tricks you! You get a rock.
amanuensis1 gives you 4 orange grape-flavoured gummies.
blackfall gives you 19 teal tropical-flavoured gummy bears.
cedarlibrarian gives you 7 dark blue spearmint-flavoured gumdrops.
mcamy gives you 16 red pineapple-flavoured gumdrops.
puella_deville gives you 5 dark green strawberry-flavoured miniature candy bars.
somniesperus gives you 13 light green coconut-flavoured miniature candy bars.
vulgarweed tricks you! You get a used tissue.
wired_lizard gives you 9 blue cola-flavoured pieces of bubblegum.
mctabby ends up with 76 pieces of candy, a rock, and a used tissue.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.

I want the fandom to write more Poltersmut.
The fandom should get a clue and stop writing villains redeemed by Twoo Wuv.
Grasping the difference between lie and lay would make the fandom's stories better.
If the fandom writes Tom/Harry soulmate-bonding-mpreg one more time, I'll kick its ass because it's so annoying.
The fandom should rewrite all its summaries and change Draco to Peeves.
The fandom should include at least six cats in its next story.
The fandom should use the words chocolate, Imperius, and basilisk in its next story.